Well Saturday night I decided to go out late and see what cars were driving around but all I found was fools with giant wings and fart cannons. I saw a nice chevelle and a wicked AMX but other than that. I was forced to deal with a couple of weiners. One was a lowered white Chevy truck with illegal tinted windows ( I guess they dont check for that here in SC) and blacked out lights and bling bling rims. I was headed down I-385 and I spotted him in the rear view darting through traffic and soon was right on my ***, but there was traffic. As soon as there was space he darts over to the right lane and starts toying with me and takes off. Well as soon as the next off ramp comes up all the traffic gets off to go to Walmart and the interstate was wide open and he was about 1/8 a mile ahead I took it out of Overdrive and stomped on it. Was up on him really guick and he stomped on it I eased over to the right lane and got beside him and waived and left them in my rearview. I slowed down and he rolls down the window and asked me why I had 3.8 emblems on my GT HAHAHAHAHA. I yelled I have a 3.8 and there eyes got so big I though they were going to pop out of there heads!!!! Another Victim
Next was a 96-97 V6 mustang
with Dumps, neons, clear tail lights and a gold chain tag border HAAHAAHAAHAAHAA and some sort of goofy *** rims with spacers so the tires stuck out 4 inches out of the wheel well but the tire was at best a 8 in tire. Looked goofy as hell. well he pulls up beside me and starts reving . The light turned green and he darts quickly to the entrance ramp onto I-385 I follow immediately after him I realize he is a v6 when I noticed the Y-pipe. He had the rear end jacked up at least 4 inches so I could see the whole underbody. As I followed him he hits his brakes 2 times as we circle down the entrance ramp onto the interstate. looking to my left The interstate was clear so I planed to jump his dead *** and go wide left onto the interstate and blow his *** to kingdom come well it went perfectly. I slid over to the left lane and punched it but he had a secret weapon!!! Not that it made the car go faster but all of the sudden as I passed him the entire inside of his car is glowing orange !!!! I mean bright orange and he has little disco balls hanging on the rearview and head liner!!! Hell I almost wrecked laughing so hard and the guy looked like a bald headed alien about 50 yrears old. Damn so I am calling this my first alien kill.
And third was a UFO ( It was a alien weekend I guess) I could not tell what it was with the big *** body kit, 3 story wing and ugly *** home made tail lights( looked like they stole them off a boat trailer) and it was primer green with bondo marks all over it. well I was swinging back the other direction after the alien kill and was entering 385 and noticed him I instigated this encounter. as I got up to speed and entered the interstate I got right beside him and stared at him in amazement at the pure ugliness of his car. the passanger flips me the bird and that was all I needed I gave it a little gas and got in front of him as soon as I did he jumps to the right lane and punches it well it was already over as I stomp on it and leave him with his ugly UFO. I slow down to get on the exit ramp and I get to a traffic light and he pulls up beside s me and starts revving his car up and when the light turns green he busts a axle or CV joint cause his left wheel just goes left and there was a big bang and a thump thump clank sound and he almost hits me. I just started laughing and so does his passanger who flipped me off earlier . I pull up ahead and get out of the car to help and the driver is in tears and starts hitting on his friend because he was laughing so I figured I punked him enough and left.
WELL It was a interesting Saturday night in Greenville SC,