lmao justin... you're going all out on poor cajun heh
BTW I was thinking about this
Bad luck wouldn't be the dent when you go to sell it
Bad luck would be -> Getting the dent in the wash, no one at the car wash to help you out, you call their emergency #..
-> their cameras are out, they say their car wash didn't damage the car, you did it elsewhere's. They refuse to budge on this and give you the number of their lawyer.
-> As you pull out of the lot all angry, an uninsured illegal mexican driving down the wrong side of the road scrapes up the entire side, rather than just the bed, you can't even open your drivers door
->you call the cops and wait an hour for them to show up, you're pissed the entire time
->> after the cops get there they tell you they didn't see no mexican, and he drove off before you could get his fictitious plate #s
->> so you were given a ticket for failure to yield to a road sign (or some other random object they pull out of the air)
-> You get home to call the insurance company because you can't find your insurance card in the vehicle (which you also got a ticket for not having in your posession)
->> you call them, wait an hour to speak to someone
->> your insurance refuses to cover it because they think you caused it by 'off roading'
->> The entire time you're inside talking to the insurance company, the ranger has...
->> burst into a raging fireball caused by an unknown fuel leak .. caused by the damage the messican did... leaking onto an exhaust manifold. that was super hot because you beat on the truck getting it home, you were so pissed
->> From there you storm out of the house after breaking the phone because you're pissed, you fall down the steps, break a leg, then as you lay there waiting for help that you can't get because you broke your phone, a tree limb falls on you out of nowhere's
->> While you're struggling to stay awake through all the pain, firemen come and put out the fire, finally notice you and call an ambulance.
->> After you get a cab ride home from the hospital a week later, because you no longer have the truck, you hobble over to the mailbox to find...
->> $6500 in miscellaneous bills from the fire company and the medical response team
->> refusal of your health insurance to cover your recent incident...
and that was all within one week...
THAT would be bad luck