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Old 04-24-2007, 03:51 PM   #1
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Waking up this AM already disgusted and upset that I had made all these plans with this one woman and losing a lot of money and having to face people that I have told that we are getting married, I try to get dressed for work. All of a sudden, I here a boom and my Mustang alarm going off. Uh ohh, something don't sound too good. My now ex-fiancee is ramming that BIG AS$ Escalade truck with the BIG AS$ chrome ramming bar into the back of my Mustang that is parked right behind the SS in my garage.
Let's get a vivid picture of where the cars are at. Impala SS in the garage covered with a car cover parked in front of Mustang GT. She rams the truck into the Mustang GT therefore what? You guessed it. Mustang GT hits the prized Impala SS and after 6-7 more times of reverse and ram, reverse and ram, the Impala was knocked the entire garage now and pushed outside precariously hanging over the 1 1/2 ft tall concrete garage floor.
She blames me for flattening one of her tires on the Escalade and endangering her life by having her drive it like that. I promise on my mother's grave and to God that I DID NOT make her tire flat. She don't believe me and in addition to ramming the vehicles starts to key the cars. Cops were called and she was carted off to jail. Restraining order filed. No more fiancee.
No, you guys. Cars are objects and CAN be replaced. Lives can't. I am pressing charges to the fullest extent to protect myself and whomever's around me. I will not act out in violence over something metal and rubber. I can talk some more but, I have been typing for some time now and getting sleepy
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Wow...I don't think I could have restrained myself on that one...
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What a *****.
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is this someone you know? because i think if it is, i would be doing him a favor right about now.
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Sometimes, you just gotta smack a ho. Then call the cops and claim she attacked and you acted in self defense. After all that ****, I think the cops would go with your story. lol


(ps. I am not an advocate of violence, especially against woman, but if the ***** wants to play, she better be ready to play for real.)
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Sometimes, you just gotta smack a ho. Then call the cops and claim she attacked and you acted in self defense. After all that ****, I think the cops would go with your story. lol


(ps. I am not an advocate of violence, especially against woman, but if the ***** wants to play, she better be ready to play for real.)
well let's see... she rams your cars several times... she is already borderline crazy... yeah i think the cops would believe your story over hers.
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I might have killed her.
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well let's see... she rams your cars several times... she is already borderline crazy... yeah i think the cops would believe your story over hers.
quite. I'm not talking anything serious, maybe just a ***** slap or so.
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Is she Hot? I might have let her get away with it. JK 2:
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Is she Hot? I might have let her get away with it. JK 2:
or at least bent her over the hood and PIITB before the cops showed.:thumbs2:
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Is she Hot? I might have let her get away with it. JK 2:
lol

that was a good looking stang too must've been a bad time of the month :pnoid:
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Nah No-one I know, was the "thread" of the day so to speak, it was on the Impala SS boards

Your questions on whether she got busted or not is answered in the above quoted

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She don't believe me and in addition to ramming the vehicles starts to key the cars. Cops were called and she was carted off to jail. Restraining order filed. No more fiancee.
No, you guys. Cars are objects and CAN be replaced. Lives can't. I am pressing charges to the fullest extent to protect myself and whomever's around me. I will not act out in violence over something metal and rubber
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Re: Pure Ownage Part Duece

the 'Bud Davis Cadillac' tag on that Escalade and the Tennessee car tags tell me Memphis area...

but damn... crazy *****.
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the 'Bud Davis Cadillac' tag on that Escalade and the Tennessee car tags tell me Memphis area...

but damn... crazy *****.
yep your correct

BTW guys shes busted

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I bet she caught him with a white chick
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damn nappy headed hoes these days.... tsk tsk tsk
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jiggaboo...
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theres a guy here in town who bought a brand new shelby...it was so new, it was brought from the factory and delivered right to his house. he pulled it up into the garage and shut the door. his son got into the car and tried the radio but it wouldn't work without the keys, so he gave his son the keys.


he knocked the clutch out of gear.



the brand new shelby went right through the garage door.


an officer at work snapped pictures of it with his cell phone, i'll have him send the pictures to me so i can post them.
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theres a guy here in town who bought a brand new shelby...it was so new, it was brought from the factory and delivered right to his house. he pulled it up into the garage and shut the door. his son got into the car and tried the radio but it wouldn't work without the keys, so he gave his son the keys.


he knocked the clutch out of gear.



the brand new shelby went right through the garage door.


an officer at work snapped pictures of it with his cell phone, i'll have him send the pictures to me so i can post them.
yea see if that happened to me, my son would be lynched in the front yard hanging upside down from a tree...
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yea see if that happened to me, my son would be lynched in the front yard hanging upside down from a tree...
Then lets hope to god you never reproduce.
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anyways...

id be pissed off if my child did that
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If I gave my kid my keys to my expensive car, let him sit in the driver seat and turn it on, with or without my supervision, what happens thereafter is all on my own dumb ***.
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If I gave my kid my keys to my expensive car, let him sit in the driver seat and turn it on, with or without my supervision, what happens thereafter is all on my own dumb ***.
bingo. if you are dumb enough to give the keys to your brand new car to your kid and something happens, it is your own neglegence. especially if you fail to supervise and the kid does not know what he is doing.
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bingo. if you are dumb enough to give the keys to your brand new car to your kid and something happens, it is your own neglegence. especially if you fail to supervise and the kid does not know what he is doing.
Holy ****, we agreed on something... What is the world coming to.
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Holy ****, we agreed on something... What is the world coming to.
remember i have kids. if i was in that scenerio, i would be kicking myself for being dumb enough not to watch them.

and btw... it was raining and black out here like the world was ending right about the time i posted that. but things are starting to get back to normal now.
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yea see if that happened to me, my son would be lynched in the front yard hanging upside down from a tree...
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It can be fixed but... the car will never be the same and its value will be much lower. In the end he gets screwed. Maybe he can get some emotional distress money out of her.
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It can be fixed but... the car will never be the same and its value will be much lower. In the end he gets screwed. Maybe he can get some emotional distress money out of her.
Or ban his kid from driving until his 45.
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It can be fixed but... the car will never be the same and its value will be much lower. In the end he gets screwed. Maybe he can get some emotional distress money out of her.
oh im sure he will without a doubt she went pyscho my worst fear


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yea see if that happened to me, my son would be lynched in the front yard hanging upside down from a tree...
So...you are saying his feet would be suffocated....instead of beating his ***?
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