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Old 09-19-2007, 09:00 PM   #1
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How To Get Banned From K-Mart

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are awesome.
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Left out a few of my favorites....

Get 1 grape, carry it to the register. When the lady refuses to ring it up demand the manager comes to take care of the problem. Once you agree on a price, pay them the 1 penny or so and eat it in front of them. Proceed to do this at different registers until you get removed.

Or....and this one goes for any public restroom. Get in a stall beside an occupied one, smear some crunchy peanut butter on toilet paper, toss under the occupied stall and ask for them to hand it back.

I've done both of the proceeding....it's hilarious.
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My favorite is to buy a couple tubes of KY Jelly and some cucumbers.
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Buying too much Heet and Brake Fluid is a good way to get arrested.
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I got some weird looks last summer...

Pulled up at the co-op with 50 gallons of diesel already in the back of the truck. I then proceeded to buy 1 ton of triple 13 fertilizer...

Surprised i didn't get pulled over that day...
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lol, nothing so bomb friendly, just meth head friendly
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Haha, I have read that before. Fun stuff. My favorite is trying to pick out food when you are drunk as hell, you find and buy some of the strangest stuff.. it is also fun to try and act sober when you are checking out
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ah we used to go into Wal Mart and do such things back in HS

we got toy guns and had an all out war one night. one of my buddies clumb to the top of one of the aisle racks and tried climbing up to the rafters/purlins of the building. we had a little trampoline with us under him at all times in case he fell, the one employee was just like "you guys are idiots" and walked away, the store manager, not so forgiving, however he knew the importance of safety so he held us under my buddy until he came down, which he evendually dropped under his own will, and we missed with the trampoline. whoops.
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LMFAO !!!
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I am going to try some of those
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my friends and i did the mission impossible one at target


we left the store before security found us lol
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My favorite is to buy a couple tubes of KY Jelly and some cucumbers.
Ill bet that is your favorite....
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i remember that from a while ago... but it was in chain letter form
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