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Old 07-02-2008, 10:00 PM   #106
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Reminds me of a comment I made a few weeks back to my roommate. There was a pregnant chick sitting at another table. I looked at him and without thinking said "Man, you can so hit that and have no consequences".

It took us a few seconds to realize what I said, but it was freaking hilarious.
or when they married and get pregnant, you just blame it on the husband LOL
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I'm just sitting here hitting Unread Posts and laughing. It's absolutely incredible.
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sorry i wasn't talkin about u...i was talking about my bf. lol
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Nice country boy?
yeah, you know, the kind that drive em jacked up z71s with the super swamper mud tires on it. /country accent
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haha.. I'm one of those that's off limits.

*engaged=married*

yarr.

Your a babe so dont pretend. Married or Engaged does not matter.Babes are Babes. Being engaged just means you have to be extra alert and on guard for leg humpers!
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I'm just sitting here hitting Unread Posts and laughing. It's absolutely incredible.
YEah, well, you should see Orange and sparky together in person...dude, you really need to come down here and hang out soon.

Oh, and Jarrod (Orange) is making plans for lake george in sept.
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*** sex cant make babys...
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yeah, you know, the kind that drive em jacked up z71s with the super swamper mud tires on it. /country accent
i used to have a jacked up truck. they're fun for driving over curbs and v6 mustangs
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prepare for your computer to blow-the-****-up


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*** sex cant make babys...


its tighter, warmer and more degrading for women too
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like leaving 15 minutes after a one night stand isnt degrading...
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Your a babe so dont pretend. Married or Engaged does not matter.Babes are Babes. Being engaged just means you have to be extra alert and on guard for leg humpers!

The wise one is right.

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its tighter, warmer and more degrading for women too
Did aunty pull your hair while doing it?
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its tighter, warmer and more degrading for women too
And gay!
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i used to have a jacked up truck. they're fun for driving over curbs and v6 mustangs
if you can catch it *****..............it may be a v6 but it's still faster than your jacked up truck
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i used to have a jacked up truck. they're fun for driving over curbs and v6 mustangs
I still have a lifted truck...needs more lift...and my cars need more power...I'm delta raised, what can I say?
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yall should see us in our personal strip club OMG....good times and bad bank accounts

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YEah, well, you should see Orange and sparky together in person...dude, you really need to come down here and hang out soon.

Oh, and Jarrod (Orange) is making plans for lake george in sept.
DAMN WE"RE FAMOUS, SWEET.


hey jarrod, still never changed my oil or plug wires, gonna get one of my techs to do it tomorow. so what's the plans for tomorow night? since i can pay benjy fri, wanna go throw some dollars at some ho's?
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like leaving 15 minutes after a one night stand isnt degrading...


I KNOW THAT WAS ****ING AWESOME!!!!!!
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we are simply the ****<i see a new screen name coming around

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Did aunty pull your hair while doing it?
no, but she damn near ripped my shirt off

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Your a babe so dont pretend. Married or Engaged does not matter.Babes are Babes. Being engaged just means you have to be extra alert and on guard for leg humpers!


i've hit married, pregnant, engaged, ones with boyfriends, hit one on the floor next to the bed her boyfriend was passed out in. LOL
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yeah, you know, the kind that drive em jacked up z71s with the super swamper mud tires on it. /country accent
no actually he doesn't drive a truck at all...don't be dissin on my man. at least he wouldn't be actin like the rest of ya. hootin over a girl that's a pretty good bit younger than the rest of ya'll. lol
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its tighter, warmer and more degrading for women too
kyle what are you saying man! BROTHER COREY is going to smack that gay talk out of you by god
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Did aunty pull your hair while doing it?
she thought it was his hair at first
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dont forget the shot girls!!!

347 stock everything??? thats like saying you have 1 girlfriend


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no actually he doesn't drive a truck at all...don't be dissin on my man. at least he wouldn't be actin like the rest of ya. hootin over a girl that's a pretty good bit younger than the rest of ya'll. lol
grass on the field, we play ball.
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no actually he doesn't drive a truck at all...don't be dissin on my man. at least he wouldn't be actin like the rest of ya. hootin over a girl that's a pretty good bit younger than the rest of ya'll. lol

........calm down sweetie..............
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no grass, play in the mudd
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grass on the field, we play ball.
Optional...you can always go play in the mud.
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dont forget the shot girls!!!

347 stock everything??? thats like saying you have 1 girlfriend


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LOL, yeah yeah.






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no actually he doesn't drive a truck at all...don't be dissin on my man. at least he wouldn't be actin like the rest of ya. hootin over a girl that's a pretty good bit younger than the rest of ya'll. lol
I'm just 22, That's within 4 years last time I was in school.
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what am i saying? jarrod was talking about having buttsex with some chick, so i highlighted some other points of doing such an act
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