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Old 07-02-2008, 10:11 PM   #141
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but you have to with an underaged virgin

kyle is slow and gay
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I'm just 22, That's within 4 years last time I was in school.
SO's kyle, Jarrod is like 21, Spark is like 25....

Ok, I'm a perv at 32...and Corey's a dirty old man...

But yeah, not that many a whole lot older than her.
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sweetie? hahaha
yeah, he's normally used to callin women ma'am and grandmother
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Kyle's a lightweight son of a *****. I don't know how many times I've talked to him after him having two beers and he was barely able to put two words together.
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yeah kyle robs cradles and nursing homes
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yeah, he's normally used to callin women ma'am and grandmother
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ahahahahahaha that made me laugh
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Kyle's a lightweight son of a *****. I don't know how many times I've talked to him after him having two beers and he was barely able to put two words together.
what??? you oghtta see him with me, i dont drink beer...ask sparky how i drink... kyle was soo ****ed up the first night he went to the strip club with us...glitterboy


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Kyle's a lightweight son of a *****. I don't know how many times I've talked to him after him having two beers and he was barely able to put two words together.
yeah me jerrod and kyle went to hooters last night, and i was the only one drinkin beer. i did't think it was possible to order anything other than beer at hooters
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Kyle's a lightweight son of a *****. I don't know how many times I've talked to him after him having two beers and he was barely able to put two words together.


uhhh thats a bit of an exaggeration, and if you know how fast i drink, you would know why i am a lightweight.........that and the meds i take
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I take meds too. They are growing in the closet. Read the rest of the site god damnit

In all honesty, I'm just trying to see if my apartment gets raided in the next few days
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what??? you oghtta see him with me, i dont drink beer...ask sparky how i drink... kyle was soo ****ed up the first night he went to the strip club with us...glitterboy


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Or the night he was out with gabe and I shooting pool...5 patron and oj's in like 20 minutes. He was about 2" from Gabe's woman's face everytime he talked to her...kept leaning on her and ****.

Ah...good times.

Then he puked 3 times...but luckily none in my car.
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*at hooters* kyle says "um can i um get afdslhasfkdnvlASDFKAKJSFVASFDNVAJSDNVkjasfvgbasdfkdjvfbvb umm an umm with tha umm chicken umm like grilled um ......" sparky says you got it there buddy" with ther girl still at the table..
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Kyle's a lightweight son of a *****. I don't know how many times I've talked to him after him having two beers and he was barely able to put two words together.
Sounds like he needs to take the Nate course on slugging down brewskys and laying on the ground for hours!
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wow...this is the most posts i've seen on one thread this fast...
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yeah me jerrod and kyle went to hooters last night, and i was the only one drinkin beer. i did't think it was possible to order anything other than beer at hooters
*****es...I would have had beer with you.
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what??? you oghtta see him with me, i dont drink beer...ask sparky how i drink... kyle was soo ****ed up the first night he went to the strip club with us...glitterboy


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LOL, he was worse than a kid in a candy store in that strip club, he almost snapped his neck tryin to look at the titties. then he had a ****in tantrom whining "i want a lap dance, i want a lap dance, can i get a lap dance, who should i get a lap dance from? i want a lap dance....o look titties, can i get a lap dance from her?"
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what??? you oghtta see him with me, i dont drink beer...ask sparky how i drink... kyle was soo ****ed up the first night he went to the strip club with us...glitterboy
i dont drink beer either.........patron ftw.

and if i wasnt buzzing, i couldnt have called out that roided out dude with the "affliction" shirt


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LOL, he was worse than a kid in a candy store in that strip club, he almost snapped his neck tryin to look at the titties. then he had a ****in tantrom whining "i want a lap dance, i want a lap dance, can i get a lap dance, who should i get a lap dance from? i want a lap dance....o look titties, can i get a lap dance from her?"
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*at hooters* kyle says "um can i um get afdslhasfkdnvlASDFKAKJSFVASFDNVAJSDNVkjasfvgbasdfkdjvfbvb umm an umm with tha umm chicken umm like grilled um ......" sparky says you got it there buddy" with ther girl still at the table..
ROFLMAO yeah that was funny as ****, that girl had no tits what so ever, two little ant bites. but DAMN did she have an ***. have to put her face in the pillow and beat the brakes off it it from behind.
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I have done my share of Patron shots as well
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LOL, he was worse than a kid in a candy store in that strip club, he almost snapped his neck tryin to look at the titties. then he had a ****in tantrom whining "i want a lap dance, i want a lap dance, can i get a lap dance, who should i get a lap dance from? i want a lap dance....o look titties, can i get a lap dance from her?"

yep...........i love strippers and titties
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wow...this is the most posts i've seen on one thread this fast...
There's something about a nice tattoo on a nice stomach of a female that'll do that
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:19 PM   #164
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i had to get the girl over there for the rookie....then she tells him about baby daddys and religion lmfao


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wow...this is the most posts i've seen on one thread this fast...
Well you started it with the slim waste and cute belly button. But that is how it goes. Immediately the coolness was all over this thread and now Spark Plug might have lucked up and got into the coolness drafting on your tattoo!
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yep...........i love dicks, cocks and v6 mustangs
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hmm, nate is viewing this thread and hasnt responded in a while.........he must be on that page with the tat again
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i hope you realize me and sparky can go forever. ask kyle how long we sat at hooters after we paid our bill.. what 2 hours???

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Sounds like he needs to take the Nate course on slugging down brewskys and laying on the ground for hours!
I don't do that anymore. I just drink lots of beers, run my mouth, and talk **** to anyone within earshot. Ask Brent. I leave no person unoffended
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hmm, nate is viewing this thread and hasnt responded in a while.........he must be on that page with the tat again
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hmm, nate is viewing this thread and hasnt responded in a while.........he must be on that page with the tat again
Or looking at the pics of Katie I sent him.
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hmm, nate is viewing this thread and hasnt responded in a while.........he must be on that page with the tat again
Nope. just needed to get another beer.
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