Here's a little quiz I put together, full of my best racing tips to test your quarter mile auto racing knowledge and have a little fun as well. I hope you enjoy taking it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I've had a lifetime of fun racing my Ford Mustang , I'm sure you'll enjoy drag racing too. So let's hit the track.
A: Your uncle Vinnie who grew up in the 60's
B: The process of heating/melting the ever living S*#t out of your tires before making a run.
2. Broke Out
A: Escaping from the county lockup. (see 1a above)
B: Running faster than your posted dial in.
3. Top End Charge
A: A drunken event held at the local strip joint.
B: The pull of your cars engine in high gear.
4. Christmas Tree
A: A giant matchstick adorned with balls and wires.
B: An electronic timing device used to ensure fair starts.
5. Index Racing
A: A competition for major nerds at the local library.
B: The use of dial ins to allow for handicapped (Challenged)? starts.
A: The only (Good) reason to visit the dentist.
B: A liquid oxidizer used to increase horsepower/blow up expensive racing engines.
A: Well we just won't go there.
B: A belt driven compressor used to increase airflow.
A: Proper pronunciation of the word "Talk" in Brooklyn.
B: The twisting force of the crankshaft measured in lbs.ft.
A: Not very good as in "This quiz bites."
B: Starting Line traction or lack thereof.
A: Extremely perplexing engine cooker.
B: Extreme Performance Engine Control.
11. Drag Radials
A: Happens when you forget to release the parking brake.
B: Racing Slicks with grooves in them.
A: A German device for keeping Becks at the perfect temperature.
B: An air to air/air to water mini radiator used to reduce intake charge temperature in blown/turbocharged cars.
If you answered B to all the above, you are a serious motorhead and your wife and /or girlfriend probably misses you. Call her!
If you answered A to more than a few of these. Keep reading this blog, you'll catch on.
If you answered A to ALL of them, I probably know you, or you're already a member of my race team. If that's the case, PUT DOWN THE GIRLIE MAGAZINE AND GET BACK TO WORK!