ok, so i found a guy on svtp that has a shop near my house. so, in lookin for a good shop to do my exhaust n gear install, i asked him about his shop. all quotes are word for word, no changes.
this is what i said:
hey, just saw that you were from allentown. we dont have many lightnings around our area so its nice to see a sick looking one like yours. just wanted to see if you knew of any get hang out spots or clubs in our area.
usually at my shop and dyno where i tune them. I tuned one of the quickest 03 cobras on here with the stock eaton ran 10.99 before he ported the blower. I have a borla cat back for a lightning for sale if you want it i took it off a truck with 5k on it.
good work on that cobra! i wish i had a L, but i have an 04 GT. what kinda of work do you do in your shop? i will be getting a set of lt headers, full exhaust system and gears. so i will be looking for a good shop in the near future, as soon as the cash is there. where is your shop btw?
Next to drivers lisence center by bj's airport road. I install saleen blowers that what i have on my gt. Oh and the exhaust is going to do what for your car? does it have a blower on it. My gt stock cat back stock manifolds stock sock stock drop in kn filter 373's dr's and high flow cats thats it went 13.2 @101mph with the saleen blower and same exhaust set up 11.9 116mph . Gt's are different exhaust do not really do a thing. email@example.com
like, what do i say to that? its like...uhhh....yea.... guess you dont want the money that i will be paying you to install all that bs stuff, huh?