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Old 07-18-2011, 09:24 AM   #1
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Funniest thing i ever heard

Okay so I heard this kid say this weekend he lost a race Bc his spark plugs were wet, Bc he just cleaned his engine bay and he wasn't hitting v tech right lol
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Okay so I heard this kid say this weekend he lost a race Bc his spark plugs were wet, Bc he just cleaned his engine bay and he wasn't hitting v tech right lol
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What in the hell just happened in that kids head! ........ That makes no sense, and that's why it is so funny!!!!
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On my next dyno tune I am gonna try my hardest to hit my V Tech right!!!! Ha WTF

This kid trying to sound smart = EPIC FAIL!!!!
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Exactly when I heard this I was like Ummmm say that again and I was like I heard of some excuses by Honda kida but that was by far the best.. Also some kid with a worked srt 4 walked up to me at a car show Friday and asked to run I said I will run but I am not doing a roll, I said I am not a baker I don't do
Rolls. And then he said o never mind then
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Exactly when I heard this I was like Ummmm say that again and I was like I heard of some excuses by Honda kida but that was by far the best.. Also some kid with a worked srt 4 walked up to me at a car show Friday and asked to run I said I will run but I am not doing a roll, I said I am not a baker I don't do
Rolls. And then he said o never mind then
i dont do rolls either.... if there's no honey bun, there's no race
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Re: Funniest thing i ever heard

my car is always slower or faster depending on the moon's cycle....
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Re: Funniest thing i ever heard

yup, my compression ratio can drop up to half a point depending on the rag weed and pollen count
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I'm gonna sound a bit like a dick here,but.... what the kid said sounds 100% right. With vtec motorss if the spark plugs (or any other ignition electronics)get wet it causes the knock sensor to read incorrectly which causes the computer to not engage the vtec. If the vtec doesn't engage then you end up using the first stage cam lobe which is more for economy. So you would lose a race due to this. Sorry I've had 4 modded hondas before I grew up and got a V8. Oddly enough my fastest was a non vtec powered crx.
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Re: Funniest thing i ever heard

Sounds like I have anotuer reason to hate hondas.
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I'm gonna sound a bit like a dick here,but.... what the kid said sounds 100% right. With vtec motorss if the spark plugs (or any other ignition electronics)get wet it causes the knock sensor to read incorrectly which causes the computer to not engage the vtec. If the vtec doesn't engage then you end up using the first stage cam lobe which is more for economy. So you would lose a race due to this. Sorry I've had 4 modded hondas before I grew up and got a V8. Oddly enough my fastest was a non vtec powered crx.
sooo your really operating as double agent for us stangers?..... sweet!!!
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secret agent man.
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Old 07-18-2011, 12:34 PM   #13
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sooo your really operating as double agent for us stangers?..... sweet!!!
Lol. Yeah a double agent. No I love my stang and wouldn't ever go back to a 4banger,but hondas were my first love and I wouldn't be into cars if it wasn't for my first crx(I've had 3 of em). I know why they have a bad name. A lot of dumbasses drive them.
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Re: Funniest thing i ever heard

im talkn trash dude... i would drive an accord 4cyl any day of the week.
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Re: Funniest thing i ever heard

I would rather push my stang uphill four miles insted of driving a honda.
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I would rather push my stang uphill four miles insted of driving a honda.
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I would rather push my stang uphill four miles insted of driving a honda.
Geez wereKEV, did someone run over your dog with honda? That seems like a deep seated hate right there.lol
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Re: Funniest thing i ever heard

uphill for 4 miles in 4ft of snow upwind of a catagory 5 hurricane, in a 110 degree heat wave.... phew..... now thats hating hondas
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uphill for 4 miles in 4ft of snow upwind of a catagory 5 hurricane, in a 110 degree heat wave.... phew..... now thats hating hondas
Uphill both ways
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No I am just so sick of them and most people who drive them are freaking idiots every time i see a honda car I want to puke and a lot of them I see make a lot of noise and don't go any where and most of them sound like a mad hornet coming down the road and those are the reasons I HATE HONDA CARS ,and always will.
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No I am just so sick of them and most people who drive them are freaking idiots every time i see a honda car I want to puke and a lot of them I see make a lot of noise and don't go any where and most of them sound like a mad hornet coming down the road and those are the reasons I HATE HONDA CARS ,and always will.
I can agree there. A lot a people don't know how to mod them correctly. Nothing worse then those guys with a fart can on d15 motor. They sound horrible.
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my car is always slower or faster depending on the moon's cycle....
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I would rather push my stang uphill four miles insted of driving a honda.
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my car is always slower or faster depending on the moon's cycle....
or more commonly...their wives cycle
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yup, my compression ratio can drop up to half a point depending on the rag weed and pollen count
NOS decals will counter-act the rag weed, but you're going to need some Auto Zone bolt-on exhaust tips if you wanna stop the pollen from slowing you down.

I also recommend taking off your tires, to make the car lighter.
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NOS decals will counter-act the rag weed, but you're going to need some Auto Zone bolt-on exhaust tips if you wanna stop the pollen from slowing you down.

I also recommend taking off your tires, to make the car lighter.
And brakes, they really lighten the car up, also all the seats, every single one of them.
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And brakes, they really lighten the car up, also all the seats, every single one of them.
Cut the roof off too. All you need in an engine and NOS and a soda can exhaust
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Cut the roof off too. All you need in an engine and NOS and a soda can exhaust
No NOS. The bottle is too heavy. Just get the decals. Lol
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And brakes, they really lighten the car up, also all the seats, every single one of them.
Hahahaha "every single one of them" ... I literally sprayed coke through my nose when I read this
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Hahahaha "every single one of them" ... I literally sprayed coke through my nose when I read this
I lol'ed when I read that. I can picture that
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Who needs seats when you have NOS decals? Hell, I'm thinking about getting a NOS tattoo and leaving my car in the garage.
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Chuck norris' secret is that under his shirt he has a huge NOS tattoo. Kinda like supermans S
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Chuck norris' secret is that under his shirt he has a huge NOS tattoo. Kinda like supermans S
If you shave his chest hair you can see it. Good luck!
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Loud muffler gives the 50 hp!!!
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Loud muffler gives the 50 hp!!!
If you can't afford one, just make the vroom noises with your mouth. That gives you a solid 10-15 rwhp on a dyno, so it's going to be noticible on the street.
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