For a serious answer, I've got the Bosch Icons my truck and they really are THAT much better than regular wipers. I was actually surprised by how much better they were. They're not exactly cheap but I mean if you can't afford $30 for a set of wipers once or twice a year...
2000 Mustang GT Steeda #0048 34k miles. 99 Cobra 4V swapped, FTBR IRS swapped, exhaust, tuned by James Gordon.
Just because I give you advice, doesn't mean I know more than you. Its just means I've done more stupid ****.