In all seriousness I'd love to see some 3.7L swapped 04-down cars. IIRC there are now places with pullout engines/harness/ECU in the $2k range. Find a 94-04 V6 for like $500 with a good body and good plastic on the interior and have yourself a pretty nice project.
2000 Mustang GT Steeda build #48. Bolt ons, suspension, Novi 2000.
Just because I give you advice, doesn't mean I know more than you. Its just means I've done more stupid ****.