*Memorial High School- I live in one of the richest parts of Houston and my
house is the size of a Dinosaur. If I am a girl I drive a Mercedes or BMW,
if I am a guy I drive a Tahoe or some other kind of large SUV. We are like
Bellaire and Lamar times 10. Our school is about as diverse as an
Abercrombie catalogue and looks just like it. We party every weekend
because we are rich, bored and have nothing else better to do with our
lives. Our football team is pretty good and Roger Clemens' son went here I
think. We say we have the "hottest girls in Houston " and we mean it. Our
mascot is the same as the ultimate snob college: SMU. I am a Mustang.
*Katy,Taylor and Cinco HS - I live in an area that is really nice but its
cheap as hell.Our parents could not afford to live in memorial or
bellaire.I might drive a car that is worth more than my house. We are
considered "hicks" by the inner houston kids.If im a girl i am blonde and
will probably have skin cancer really soon. Our football team is among the
best in the nation due to D-ball and other steroids.We have field parties
and everyone gets laid. If im a guy, i love to get in fights.If im a girl i
love to sleep with my best friends bf. I am a Tiger.
*St. Thomas High School- I am probably white and preppy or I drive a big
truck and pretend to be a cowboy. My truck has a lift and giant wheels even
though I live in River Oaks. My granddaddy, my dad, my uncle and my
brothers went to St. Thomas , I couldnt go anywhere else or I would be dead.
We act like homosexuals, but if you show any signs of actual homosexuality
you are as good as dead. We go to football games, but we don't cheer or
give a **** because our team sucks and all we are interested in is meeting
girls. I haven't seen a minority in years. I hate fish, I love beer. I am
*St. Pius High School- Even though I am probably white and middle class, I
pretend to act like a prep or a cowboy. I am neither because I can not
afford the clothes and accessories to be those things. I either got
rejected from St. Thomas or St. Agnes and thats why I am here. My school is
a dump, but I don't care because we have girls, unlike St. Thomas . We hate
St. Thomas because they are a real school and call them "gay" even though
we have more gay students. I think our football team is good, but I dont go
to games because I don't own a car. I am a Panther.
*Lamar High School- I am either a rich white kid or desperately poor. We
have so many cliques because for some reason every group under the Sun goes
to our school. There are the "IB Students" who segregate themselves from
the normals. Our school is the size of a small town in Texas
and our school
would explode if we had anymore people. Football team? Yeah I they are good
but I dont go to games because either I am too busy with my mercedes or
can't afford to attend the games. I am a Redskin.
*Strake Jesuit College Preparatory- I live in Sugarland or some other suburb
and I have long hair. I drive a Passat because I pretend to be an
environmentalist. It doesnt matter who you talk to on our campus, they have
all smoked pot at one point. Even though we are snobs who couldnt care less
about other people we pretend to be "men for others". I hate people from
Katy almost as much as I hate St. Thomas . For some reason my school is
located between Chinatown and a ghetto. We have a good football team, but I
wasnt allowed to play any sports because I wasn't recruited. I love St.
Agnes girls, any other girls are scum. I play hacky sack, I dip and I
listen to Phish. I am a Crusader.
*Bellaire High School- I live in a city that considers itself too good for
the city of Houston . Even though I am rich, I am not above using lots of
drugs and behaving like a total ***. There are lots of hot girls at my
school, but they are all reserved for football and baseball players. I hate
the baseball team and baseball players, I used to play baseball at some
point in my life, but I sucked. I drive an SUV or a sports car and I love
to flaunt it. I am a Cardinal.
*Stratford High school- I live in the "poor" area of memorial, that is the
under a million part.I am upper middle class ,but compared to memorial kids
i am poor.We hate westside and they hates us.I go to a school with no
windows. Theres never anything to do on the weekends except for
whataburger. Unlike memorial kids...i dont drive a brand new BMW,but a used
lexus. I know everything about everybody and everybody knows everything
about me.I go to parties that get busted before they even start.We are
known for our prude girls and having the best good looking guys.Our
football team always gets their *** kicked by Memorial... I am a Spartan.
*St. Agnes Academy- I am probably a rich girl. I drink a lot and if I'm
really adventurous, I smoke. Mommy and Daddy wanted me to go to a school in
a "Christian" environment, so they put me in the biggest dram