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Old 03-17-2010, 09:00 PM   #1
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Dear Mr. ______ : [real name hidden to protect his identity]

I regret to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Official Office Pencil Sharpener Who Refills Coffee Mugs and Abuses the Copy Machine. It has been a great 5 days with this company, but as you know, my AA meetings are getting in the way of working here full-time, as is my part-time job as a Hooters girl. I am also very forlorn, agitated and aggressively upset that I am no longer able to drink rum and Diet Coke whilst on the job, because the cheapo guy who works in supply thought it was such a great idea to buy Sam's Club brand instead of Diet Coke instead.
But don't worrry. I got him back by leaving a giant pile of donkey doo on the front seat of his convertible Mustang.
And my mother told me that having a pet donkey was not a good idea. Boy, was she ever wrong!
Adieu ...... adios ..... and farewell.

Sincerely,
Wonder Cat: ______ [real name hidden to protect my identity]
*shed a lone tear*
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Old 03-17-2010, 09:09 PM   #2
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Dear Wonder Cat: ______,[real name hidden to protect your identity]

Thank you for your letter of resignation, which I received today.

I am very sorry that your employment with Sausage-Stuffers-R-Us did not work out as intended. Your service has been much appreciated. I was personally gratified to discover how worn down your gag reflexes were.

The team here will always remember and appreciate your time here. Your pole dances and willingness to put out in the bathrooms were the highlight of many of our days.

I wish you all the best with your new career. I know you will excel in your future pursuits - not many people can keep their ankles hooked around their ears as long as you can.

Adieu ...... adios ..... and sayonara.

Sincerely,
Mr. ______ : [real name hidden to protect my identity]

PS: I'll give you a dollar if you sit under my desk for the rest of the day.
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Old 03-17-2010, 09:25 PM   #3
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No try this website...


Letter of Resignation - Writing Resignation Letters
How to Write a Letter of Resignation
By Alison Doyle, About.com

When writing a letter of resignation, it's important to keep your resignation letter as simple, brief, and focused as possible. It should also be positive.
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Old 03-17-2010, 09:36 PM   #4
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I'd also tell him about the lawsuit you're filing caused by the unavailability of sausage and donuts in the cafeteria. Thus causing deep mental and soul rending torment leading to the loss of your hair. Then throw your lovely wig at him and storm out.
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Old 03-17-2010, 09:54 PM   #5
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Milly must not have seen the part where you mention your job at Hooters. Unemployed indeed!

I can't believe you're quitting your job at the sausage factory.

*schlongs for your pain to ease*
*schlongs for better days*
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Old 03-17-2010, 10:39 PM   #6
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Did you make a copy of Wonder's heiney whilst abusing the copy machine? That's a good "ending" to a work relationship.


*passes gasses*
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:11 PM   #7
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just don't forget to fill your bag with all the office supplies you can carry on your way out the door. you can never have too many pencils.
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:37 PM   #8
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You didn't ask for a letter of recomendation....







btw~i have a Mustang Convertible =)
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Old 03-18-2010, 12:19 AM   #9
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You need to include your last official day "on" the job.

I'm hiring - when are you available? Sounds like you are more professional than some of the clods in my office.
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Old 03-18-2010, 01:12 AM   #10
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I think you should add how you plan on pilfering the supply cabinet!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 01:34 AM   #11
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Why don't you just make a copy of your butt and sign it with a little X that marks where he's suppose to kiss it?
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Old 03-18-2010, 01:53 AM   #12
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I love it!!!! Can I use it when I leave the next job I get? I believe in planning ahead.
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Old 03-18-2010, 02:52 AM   #13
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I think that's wonderful as is. *Cries from laughter*
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:04 AM   #14
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You could add the lyrics of "Take This Job And Shove It" in there...lol
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:24 AM   #15
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You forgot to ask for severance pay.
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:48 AM   #16
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Sounds great. Imma have to use this one.LMAO
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:03 AM   #17
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Lol
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:38 AM   #18
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:47 AM   #19
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add a "suck it" and i think you're done
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:39 AM   #20
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ha ha wonder why you are unemployed!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:13 AM   #21
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I think you about covered it....my what a busy gal you are....
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:56 AM   #22
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weird!

ur not actually gunna hand this in right?

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Old 03-18-2010, 07:46 AM   #23
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I think the only thing you forgot to mention is that you are pregnant with his illegitimate babby as a result of your menage-a-trois with Mr._________ and Herman, the three headed guy who works in the mailroom. The only problem is, if when you give birth to this babby, if it has three heads, it means Herman&#039;s got stronger babby gravy than Mr. ___________.

*cries for your three headed offspring* (Especially since the three heads are NOT on his shoulders)
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