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Old 03-28-2010, 03:00 PM   #1
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Full Informative list of Cars

ACURA
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

AMC
Autos May Combust

BMW
Burn My wallet

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY
Crap hasnít e volved yet

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DAEWOO
Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

FIAT
Fix it again, Tony!

MUSTANG
Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes

GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled

GM
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery

GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again

HUMMER
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

Jeep
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Just Expect Extra Payments

Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Kia

Korean industrial accident

LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt

MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke

MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete

MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything

SAAB
Some @ss Actually Bought it

SATURN
Sorry @ssed Transmission Under Repair Now
Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS
TOYOTA
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
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VERY FUNNY!!! Thanks for not saying the real one for pontiac...shows alot of class!!
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:13 PM   #3
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FORD - Fix or Repair Daily

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Old 03-28-2010, 04:45 PM   #4
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FORD... First On Race Day!!
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Old 03-28-2010, 05:33 PM   #5
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get a Cadillac
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Old 03-28-2010, 05:56 PM   #6
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you forgot

ford

found on road dead

f**ked over rebuilt dodge
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