In college we had a guy who had this POS Honda Accord and thought it was the fastest, greatest thing ever.
Well in between classes a friend and I went out and saw that his cars windows were rolled down and we knew it didn't have an alarm. So we jump in it, crack open the fuse box and run an old speaker wire from the brake light fuse to the horn fuse. So anytime the brake lights would come on, the horn would go off until he released the brakes.
Needless to say, a week after we did this, he still hadn't fixed it yet. Also, the car was an automatic and he was to dumb to put the car into neutral at stop signs or stop lights, so the entire time all you hear is his car horn blaring and pissing everyone off.
Haha .. it was glorious.
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