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Old 11-16-2011, 11:53 PM   #1
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Dear Abby,

Lately I find myself day dreaming of this new woman in my life. She is absolutely Gorgeous with ALL the right curves. She has a sexy voice (which I only have to listen to when I turn her on) She never tells me NO and is ALWAYS willing to be ridden really hard, or soft... depending upon MY mood. She is into all the same music I am and allows me to moisturize her skin when I want to. I find myself trying to make SECRET rendezvous with her and I suspect my wife is getting suspicious because I always find excuses to go "run errands" just to spend some extra time with her. The best thing is that she NEVER gets jealous, and she loves to be shown off and displayed ...naked or covered... she is always game. So I don't get caught I find myself hiding my bank statement from my wife as I spend TONS of money on her buying gifts and paying for her "cosmetic surgeries". And the worst part is, I get extremely jealous when other men eyeball her or ask to see her "private parts" What do I do??? I named her The Reaper because she is stealing my soul.

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Old 11-17-2011, 12:25 AM   #2
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I have a problem ME Family,

Lately I find myself day dreaming of this new woman in my life. She is absolutely Gorgeous with ALL the right curves. She has a sexy voice (which I only have to listen to when I turn her on) She never tells me NO and is ALWAYS willing to be ridden really hard, or soft... depending upon MY mood. She is into all the same music I am and allows me to moisturize her skin when I want to. I find myself trying to make SECRET rendezvous with her and I suspect my wife is getting suspicious because I always find excuses to go "run errands" just to spend some extra time with her. The best thing is that she NEVER gets jealous, and she loves to be shown off and displayed ...naked or covered... she is always game. I find myself hiding my bank statement from my wife as I spend TONS of money on her buying gifts and paying for her "cosmetic surgeries" so I don't get caught. And the worst part is, I get extremely jealous when other men eyeball her or ask to see her "private parts" What do I do??? I named her The Reaper because she is stealing my soul.

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Lol, the Dear, Abby thread. LMAO!
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Dear Abby,

Lately I find myself day dreaming of this new woman in my life. She is absolutely Gorgeous with ALL the right curves. She has a sexy voice (which I only have to listen to when I turn her on) She never tells me NO and is ALWAYS willing to be ridden really hard, or soft... depending upon MY mood. She is into all the same music I am and allows me to moisturize her skin when I want to. I find myself trying to make SECRET rendezvous with her and I suspect my wife is getting suspicious because I always find excuses to go "run errands" just to spend some extra time with her. The best thing is that she NEVER gets jealous, and she loves to be shown off and displayed ...naked or covered... she is always game. So I don't get caught I find myself hiding my bank statement from my wife as I spend TONS of money on her buying gifts and paying for her "cosmetic surgeries". And the worst part is, I get extremely jealous when other men eyeball her or ask to see her "private parts" What do I do??? I named her The Reaper because she is stealing my soul.

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Dear Abby,

Lately I find myself day dreaming of this new woman in my life. She is absolutely Gorgeous with ALL the right curves. She has a sexy voice (which I only have to listen to when I turn her on) She never tells me NO and is ALWAYS willing to be ridden really hard, or soft... depending upon MY mood. She is into all the same music I am and allows me to moisturize her skin when I want to. I find myself trying to make SECRET rendezvous with her and I suspect my wife is getting suspicious because I always find excuses to go "run errands" just to spend some extra time with her. The best thing is that she NEVER gets jealous, and she loves to be shown off and displayed ...naked or covered... she is always game. So I don't get caught I find myself hiding my bank statement from my wife as I spend TONS of money on her buying gifts and paying for her "cosmetic surgeries". And the worst part is, I get extremely jealous when other men eyeball her or ask to see her "private parts" What do I do??? I named her The Reaper because she is stealing my soul.

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You want to see how jealous she gets with your wife? Just let your wife drive her, and she'll show you how jealous she is, and it will cost your wallet for that venture. LOL.
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I think there must be some type of support group for you to attend man lol. Then again I guess that is what we are here for
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I think there must be some type of support group for you to attend man lol. Then again I guess that is what we are here for
At least he is passed the denial stage! His obsession is a sweet one!! Im in the same boat
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At least he is passed the denial stage! His obsession is a sweet one!! Im in the same boat
To fix that "boat"/problem, I bought my wife her own toy (2010 Camaro), so she has no problem/complaint about what or how I do with my toy. LOL.
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My wife can't drive my car cause its a manual. Second she is scarred of it. Specially since the blower is going on. (should have pics next day or two) She drove my 489whp G8 GT with no issues though. But it was also an auto. I offered to buy her a new 5.0 auto convertible. She passed. SHe does like the SS convert though. Go figure she sells them. LOL

Her dream car is a Mercedes AMG(any one). I told her get another job.
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My wife is scarred of mine also, but she has driven it, and once every "Blue Moon" she drives it again, I wonder if she's gonna get behind the wheel when I get the Super Charger on it.
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Oh man. I'm not the only one.
Thank God!
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I'm not the only one who is madly in love with my car such as M3 described, except for me it would be more of a manly version, being straight and all. Lol!
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I have been accused of going through cars like underwear, and for the most part it is true, I have gone through 6 cars in the last 4 years. But it is simply because I did not LOVE those cars, they were missing something that made me desire something else. Not the 5.0. I truly LOVE this car and I have been offered more for the car than I paid for it.... he got the finger.
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I'm not the only one who is madly in love with my car such as M3 described, except for me it would be more of a manly version, being straight and all. Lol!
Ooh! So ur a chick! Now it makes sense good to see we have a lady mustang lover.

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I have been accused of going through cars like underwear, and for the most part it is true, I have gone through 6 cars in the last 4 years. But it is simply because I did not LOVE those cars, they were missing something that made me desire something else. Not the 5.0. I truly LOVE this car and I have been offered more for the car than I paid for it.... he got the finger.
Haha yeah my ole lady gets mad sometimes because I'm always spending time with my new girl she's a mean b**** but I love her to death!!lol
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Benzo you just now found that out?!?!!
Lol!
Yes,and I would marry a Mustang if I could, my car always comes before boys, and that's why I dumped/rejected plenty of men, they just don't understand! But you guys have got the idea
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Benzo you just now found that out?!?!!
Lol!
Yes,and I would marry a Mustang if I could, my car always comes before boys, and that's why I dumped/rejected plenty of men, they just don't understand! But you guys have got the idea
We understand u we are ur support group lol!
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We understand u we are ur support group lol!
I feel so loved
Glad to know, Hahaha!
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Glad my "joke" thread could bring people together.... My work is done here...lol
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I think it's time for a group hug lol
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This has been a entertaining thread!
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Oh, there have been quite a few lovely and entertaining threads lately.. ha!

I guess everyone could hug their phone/computer...?
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Hell I need to just go order my 12 this week. I have heard enough time to out and dance on the floor lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hell I need to just go order my 12 this week. I have heard enough time to out and dance on the floor lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hell I need to just go order my 12 this week. I have heard enough time to out and dance on the floor lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would wait and order a 13 at this point unless you don't like the redesign.
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I would wait and order a 13 at this point unless you don't like the redesign.
If you insist on getting a 12, then try and hold out until the 13's come out and you can save a few dollars for more mods!!
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