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Old 10-30-2004, 09:31 PM   #1
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Oh man, that's awesome!!
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lmfao.. that would prolly mase sene, but im al lil dunk now..
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o ahir... i get it. nevermind
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nort blonde.. drunk.. figgernee c
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erm.. difference... so har d ro concentrate
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but one thing who really gets on the net when there drunk? go out or play sopme games with people... not run home and get on the pc
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i was.. frind was gonna picer my eairs. bu he was too druik too.. an dmom alled. so i came home.. prllly gonna go to bed soon, gota wokr tommorow at 10
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but one thing who really gets on the net when there drunk? go out or play sopme games with people... not run home and get on the pc
im drunka rtoo..

i gijsut gpt jpme from an [arty.

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my freinds have laptops, so if we party at their house theres like 2 at the counter then 1 by the couch and i usually end up at the couch browsing, i rarely post under the infleuence, cause its harder to get the dam clicker to get to the post button with that dam touch pad, then it is to actually type the **** out.
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On a side note, it's funny as hell coming back and reading what i posted last night, hahaha.
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yeah it is... i sent this girl im "talking" to a ****load of textmessages, didnt know it until this morning. also called her 14 times in a 3 hour span. cisco does baaad things to the human mind...
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