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Old 11-04-2004, 10:57 AM   #1
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Transcript of Bush/Kerry phone call

I thought this was pretty funny thought Id pass it along now

Transcript 1: 5:16 AM Washington Time

Kerry: Hello? This is Kerry! Helllooo....

Transcript 2: 5:20AM Washington Time

Bush: Phone Tag! You're it!

Transcript 3: 5:25AM Washington Time

Kerry: Hello?
Bush: Can you hear me now?
Kerry: Hahahhaha!
Bush: Can you hear me now? Hello?
Kerry: AHhhahahaha!
Bush: Can you hear me now?
Kerry: Wait, are you serious? I thought you were doing the "can you hear me now" guy.
Bush: No I was actually asking, can you hear me now, I get no reception in here.
Kerry: Oh yah, I can hear you now.
Bush: I'm kidding fool! I WAS doing the verizon guy!
Kerry: AHhaahhaahahhahaha!
Bush: Seriously, what's up.
Kerry: I'm just calling to---
Bush: Can you hear me now?
Kerry: I'm just calling to congratulate you for running a successful campaign. Good work Mr. President.
Bush: Hey you didn't do so bad yourself Mr. I had everybody in Hollywood campaigning for me!
Kerry: Yes well... I just want you to know I am returning my copy of Farhenheit 9/11. Honestly, back to Blockbuster it goes.
Bush: I appreciate that.
Kerry: I think you'll also appreciate the fact that Michael Moore was just found in a dumpster behind Marie Calendars eating Cheesecakes.
Bush: Why would I appreciate that?
Kerry: I dunno, don't you hate the guy? I'm just talking out of my *** at this point.
Bush: Hey, were you watching the elections last night?
Kerry: Yeah, they were like... ON EVERY CHANNEL!
Bush: I KNOW, RIGHT!??! WINGED AMERICA!
Kerry: Huh?
Bush: Nothing.
Kerry: My god, I'm looking at one of those electoral map thingies, and literally every state between Arizona and Virginia is red. I just had to win ONE state south of the bible belt.
Bush: Yeah...
Kerry: Seriously! If i just won arkansas or georgia or florida or iowa or missouri or... JESUS I didn't even win Nevada!
Bush: Yeah, any state that gets above 90 degrees you pretty much lost.
Kerry: and any state that gets colder than 20 degrees you lost.
Bush: Nice comeback, ***.
Kerry: What's that?
Bush: Oh i was just telling Laura, that she was wearing a Nice Comebacked... Bag.
Kerry: Oh. Oh i see.... Hey George...
Bush: Yeah John...
Kerry: Do you ever think that maybe one day, when we grow up... that ... WE'LL kiss like our moms and dads do?
Bush: Like... you and me? Kissing eachother?
Kerry: Maybe... is that what you wanted me to mean?
Bush: Maybe...
Kerry: *leaning in*
Bush: Whats that noise, It sounds like lips running up against a phone receiver
Kerry: Thats just... static... listen i gotta go.

*quick hang up, dial tone*

Kerry: Can you hear me now good friend... can you hear me now....?
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:14 AM   #2
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hahaha that's a bit ... different =p
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Haha..I thought this was gonna be the transcript from Kerry's call to Bush yest...
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Haha..I thought this was gonna be the transcript from Kerry's call to Bush yest...
oh...

that... wasn't the real phone call....?

"... listen i gotta go."



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Bush should be the Verizon guy!
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Ha Ha, dats funny.
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