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Old 11-11-2004, 09:46 AM   #1
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Pencils Champion

Three days ago
I was the pencils champ
On school bus number 37
Some new kid came along
He was from the big city
And he had one of those king-size fat
Kindergarten pencils
Oh no! He broke my
Pentech pencil
Oh no! It was clear that he had cheated
But everyone was on his side
Because I had beaten everyone else
And they were just bitter because so many pencils had been broken by mine
So I had to do something
So I challenged him to a rematch, today
And went home and prayed to Cali
Hahahahahahahaha
Ah, for help
For help to defeat him
And humiliate him
And you know what? It worked
And I opened up my front door the next morning to go to school
Thinking that it hadn't
But then I saw the evil pack of beavers
They were abnormally small
So they could slip into the school bus undetected
Hahahahahahahaha
Oh my sweet beavers
My sweet beavers
Don't try to pet em' they'll bite your hand
My sweet beavers
More than one
I have a lot of beaver fun
But back to the story at hand
Got on the bus
Got on the bus
Backpack full of minature beavers
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
Oh, but I had a king-size pencil too
And when he pulled out his
His was weak from being in too many pencils matches
But mine was brand new
And you know what?
Mine snapped his
His fuc*ing pencil broke in half
But that wasn't enough
Just the humiliation
So I released the beavers!
And they ate him!
Alive on the bus
Everybody lets me win pencils now
So now I'm the pencils champion
Of bus 37
Pencils champion of the bus
Oh yeah, but there was that whole thing about owing Cali one....
So uh, I also had to kill my family
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Great story.
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awesome. i remember doing that when i was a kid. praying to Cali and all that.
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Great story.
Well, I wanted to post the link to the song it came from but stupid Angelfire wouldn't let me. You can listen to it if you want by going here: http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/S...X/index-0.html
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awesome. i remember doing that when i was a kid. praying to Cali and all that.
Haha. Didn't we all........?
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Wtf...
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I would say it's a northern thing...but Nick knows what they're talking about...
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I would say it's a northern thing...but Nick knows what they're talking about...
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I would say it's a northern thing...but Nick knows what they're talking about...
Oh come on, you never played pencils? Or bloody knuckles? or something similar?
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Sure I did, but I never remember "praying to Cali"...lol.
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Sure I did, but I never remember "praying to Cali"...lol.
Oh, well you're probably better off for it. You don't want to come out owing Cali anything.
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Oh come on, you never played pencils? Or bloody knuckles? or something similar?
It's not called pencils, it' pencil wars!!! Geez, kids these days always gotta ruin a good thing!! I remember breaking my own pencil trying to break my opponent's. Ahhh good times. Hell that was like 10 years ago. 2:
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It's not called pencils, it' pencil wars!!! Geez, kids these days always gotta ruin a good thing!! I remember breaking my own pencil trying to break my opponent's. Ahhh good times. Hell that was like 10 years ago. 2:
hey, check the birthday buddy. I was alive 8 whole days ahead of you.

And besides, u kno us kidz abbreviate evrythng nowdayz.....
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hey, check the birthday buddy. I was alive 8 whole days ahead of you.

And besides, u kno us kidz abbreviate evrythng nowdayz.....
Ya, ya, ya......
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