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Old 12-01-2004, 09:13 PM   #1
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Joke for you guys..

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and
tried
to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words,
playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up"
the
bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the
parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
angrier
and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the
bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked
and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a
peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John
quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out
onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended
you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can
to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the
change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what
had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
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hahaha, niiice

just for fun


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hahaha, niiice

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