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Old 12-21-2004, 07:40 PM   #1
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The Cop and the Bicycle

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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... ... speaking of bicycles... I was hit by a heroin addict on a bike once... bastard rolled onto my car.. long story..
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... ... speaking of bicycles... I was hit by a heroin addict on a bike once... bastard rolled onto my car.. long story..
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i need to send that to the state troopers office.
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im pretty sure i have herard that befor. biut o can't be too sure, see i have surgurey tp,m,moirrow on my jaw, and i won' t be able to drinl any alky for aw hile, so i went out with some frineds tonight, and had a little too much. haha o well,
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its true though like really
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im pretty sure i have herard that befor. biut o can't be too sure, see i have surgurey tp,m,moirrow on my jaw, and i won' t be able to drinl any alky for aw hile, so i went out with some frineds tonight, and had a little too much. haha o well,
yay for drunkards!! good story too
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good story, and due tell the addict on a bike .vs ur car story
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Haha okay, you asked!

About 3 years ago, I was going to a local college, I had a psychology night course, it was a thursday night, mid december, so it was well dark by 6 PM - anyhow,

My sister and I were on our way to class - I came to a stop sign (I had the stop, the other road didn't have to yeild or anything..) PITCH black night, cloudy, no moon, no cars coming the other way, the road I was crossing no light down it at all.. was a hill to my left.. looked clear, started going.. out of the corner of my eye, I saw something moving towards me, fast.. I slam on the brakes, and come to a stop (was only going about 5 MPH at this point) turns out it was a bicyclist coming at me..

I was stopped and barely in the road, PLENTY of room for anyone paying attention to go around me.. this old guy on a bike does start to go around, wobbles around to the front of my car (like someone who's not good on a bike would do at low speeds) not hitting me at all... he then stops (STOPS) in front of my car, and FALLS ONTO the hood (my 97 chevy monte carlo..), rolls off and proceeds to lay in the middle of the crossing road, (a usually busy road set at 55 MPH) and just lays there! My sister saw the whole thing, got out furious started yelling at the guy, car behind me saw the whole thing, too.. he got out, told the guy to get up, basically yanked the guy off the ground, was pretty cool, the cyclist started saying to me 'hey mang, I gots da right o way, I GOTS DA RIGHT O WAY! I gots reflectures, REFLECTURES (misspelled for accent.. - oh and he appareantly didn't know reflectors only work when light is shining at them.. dumbass), you hit me mang, you hit me!' I'm just standing there thinking to myself 'are you kidding me? I have my final tonight, I'm running late, and I get hit by a homeless dude on a bicycle wants to cause trouble, great.

My sister tells him to 'shut the %*@! up, and she starts calling the cops, he calms down seemingly, walks over to me (man did he REEK) and started saying 'mang you gots ta get your girl to calm down, mang.. hey, look I know how difficult women can be.. I'm okay, just spot me $20 or so for a beer, and I'll leave you guys alone' I had about $60 in my pocket, but I told him I was broke, I just had to get to class, the police were on there way, we'd get it worked out, just hang tight.. the guy said 'don't worry about it mang' picks up his bike and rides away...

officers show up 10 minutes later - 2 cars, one undercover, one crown vic squad car.. (very good response time for living in the middle of nowhere's), asks me what happened, I told them right down to the biker asking for cash.. the other squad car rips out of there to pick the guy up.. we wait 10 minutes, the other guy reports in that he has the biker in custody - they ask if I want to file charges, he's appareantly done this before, he's a heroin/crack addict- go figure - and this is one of his common ploys for getting cash out of people

So yeah, that's the night I was hit by a heroin addict on a bicycle

I did not make any of this up, This all went down.. it was hilarious, though looking back I should have asked the cop for something I could bring to the professor, it was our final exam, my sis and I walked in close to 20 minutes late the worst part was she didn't believe a word of it, the class was cracking up though

I did pass the exam by the way.. 98
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that reminds me of the time i was out on bike, had a badass day, pulling some new **** for the first time, and i was cutting through a parking lot, and i spot an 87 T-Bird Sport, im looking it over as i ride by, and i pass it, im looking back, noticing how good it looked with no front license plate, then WAM!, and ran right into the door of a cop car

luckily, no cop was in it, but i left a nice drool mark and face print on the side glass
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hahaha i wonder what the cop thought when he got back 2 his car and saw that
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/\ LMAO. I would have paid good money to have seen that if a cop was in that car, lol.
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/\ LMAO. I would have paid good money to have seen that if a cop was in that car, lol.
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