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Old 12-24-2004, 04:13 PM   #1
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Common Sense Died 24/7/365 in America's Heart, USA

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend
by the name of Common
Sense who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was since his
birth records were long ago
lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such
value lessons as knowing when
to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets
the worm and that life
isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
policies (don't spend more than
you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults,
not kids, are in
charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well
intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissinga
classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required
to get parental consent
to administer aspirin to a student;

however they could not inform the parents when a
student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the
Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment
than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman
failed to realize that a
steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in
her lap, and was awarded
a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his
son, Reason.


He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and
Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few
realized he was gone.

If you still know him pass this on, if not join the
majority and do nothing

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its pretty true
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thats exactly how i feel.
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that is so true on so many different levels!
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wow that is perfect. Exactly how I feel
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surprised everybody has agreed with this....

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