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Old 12-31-2004, 03:06 AM   #1
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californians, so stupid

man sometimes i just cannot believe it.

someone asks me today "how bout this weather?" "umm how bout it? its winter" its like some of these people have never seen rain before. im waiting tables at work, and were on the 3rd story in our mall, and the resturant i work at has a huge *** window that overlooks the whole mall parking lot and the freeway(99). its starts pouring outside and i swear 90% of the people in the resturant all run to the windows to see, and the other 10% in question were already sitting there so they didnt have to move. "hello, its just falling water, sit your asses down and eat this food dammit."

and people here suck enough at driving as it is on a sunny day. give them some rain and holy hell lets loose. i swear i sometimes think that to get a license in cali you should be required to attend 50hrs at skip barbers racing school, and that the freeway should only driven by people who have a special high speed license(high speed in cali is anything over 55, the limit at which people go from normal to stupid). and all freeways should have a concrete wall on each sides, that way when the farmers are doing their crops people dont slow to 50 in the fast lane to watch as theire puttering along.

haha and did you hear ahnulds new bill he passed. "you must have your headlights on to make use of your windsheild wipers". i mean i like the guy, but come on. how about a system that "you must have both hands on the wheel and both eyes focused on the road ahead of you, or the vehicle will cease to operate" and the car has little sensors and **** that know where youre looking and if your hands are on the wheel. and dont worry about manual trannies, cali wants to rid itself of all manuals, because the shifting doesnt allow the driver to mantain focus of the road. please. tell that to ms soccer mom next to me in a SUV doing her makeup and changing the cd player cause all she has to do is hit the gas pedal and brake once in a while(which sometimes they cant even do that).

k im done. have a happy new years, dont drink and drive, but if you get stoned i dare you to try rollerblades or ride a bike, its the most hilarious thing you and youre freinds will ever encounter.
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I would quote you although that may take up to much space. I couldn't agree more. Out of what I heard California has the worst and most stupid laws, and then you have the other people which I won't get into now. But yea....exactly right
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well the headlights and windshield wiper beats one states laws.

They require windshield wipers, but not a windshield.

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least my area is decent I expect rain every Christmas, so when it didn't rain Christmas eve I was surprised. But with all this rain now, it's like any other year here in Cali.
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well the headlights and windshield wiper beats one states laws.

They require windshield wipers, but not a windshield.

Here's one for ye:

A man in a pickup is coasting downhill in NH. He's not wearing a seatbelt, it's raining and his headlights are off, his kids and dogs are playing in the bed of the truck. What illegal thing does he get a ticket for?















Yessir, he does get ticketed for coasting!
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omg i could not agree more, people cant drive worth **** once we get one ounce of rain
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k im done. have a happy new years, dont drink and drive, but if you get stoned i dare you to try rollerblades or ride a bike, its the most hilarious thing you and youre freinds will ever encounter.
dude i did that many times in h.s.
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Here's one for ye:

A man in a pickup is coasting downhill in NH. He's not wearing a seatbelt, it's raining and his headlights are off, his kids and dogs are playing in the bed of the truck. What illegal thing does he get a ticket for?















Yessir, he does get ticketed for coasting!
sounds like personal experience?
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haha and did you hear ahnulds new bill he passed. "you must have your headlights on to make use of your windsheild wipers".

but if you get stoned i dare you to try rollerblades or ride a bike, its the most hilarious thing you and youre freinds will ever encounter.
whats the big deal about the wiper/headlights on? Thats actually the law in my state. it makes plentiful of sense actually. Most people cant see certain cars during the rain so they pull a stupid which usually results in an accident.

As for the stoned thing I rode my bike all the time stoned even did it drunk. Now being drunk and riding a bike is alot funnier
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yea we really need some form of test other than the stupid crap you have to take now to proove you can drive... they just dumb it down so stupid people can pass... they should make it harder so the dumb idiots have to actually learn to drive before they are allowed to legally.
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Here's one for ye:

A man in a pickup is coasting downhill in NH. He's not wearing a seatbelt, it's raining and his headlights are off, his kids and dogs are playing in the bed of the truck. What illegal thing does he get a ticket for?















Yessir, he does get ticketed for coasting!
Around here, they take your kids and your truck.
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its starts pouring outside and i swear 90% of the people in the resturant all run to the windows to see, and the other 10% in question were already sitting there so they didnt have to move.
Reminds me of what happens at my work. We have two sections at my resturant, and EVERYONE wants to sit in the front of the place that has all the booths next to the windows that are looking out to the parking lot. People are so ****ing stupid, I mean all you get to see are parked cars and maybe one driving by.
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Around here, they take your kids and your truck.
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yea we really need some form of test other than the stupid crap you have to take now to proove you can drive... they just dumb it down so stupid people can pass... they should make it harder so the dumb idiots have to actually learn to drive before they are allowed to legally.
and once you hit like 65 you should have to take it again. old people cant drive for crap. i have almost been hit 3 times by old farts going the wrong way down an on-ramp.
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