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Old 05-11-2009, 07:49 AM   #1
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Children's Books That Didn't Make It

Children's Books That Didn't Make It
-- Accidents Happen: The Story of YOU
-- The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched
-- Some Kittens Can Fly
-- You Can Paint Anywhere!
-- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
-- Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her
-- The Attention Deficit
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This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet." The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy *****."
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Re: Children's Books That Didn't Make It



i like the husband/wife one.
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