Things you won't see on a Hallmark card *old* - Mustang Evolution

Go Back   Mustang Evolution > Off Topic Forums > The Bar



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them here!
Old 01-27-2005, 12:14 AM   #1
I liek gramer
Legacy
 
WhiteStang99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Region: Florida
Posts: 8,537
Send a message via AIM to WhiteStang99
Things you won't see on a Hallmark card *old*

i just got this (again) in an email, thought I'd share it.

--------------------------------------------


THINGS HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the heck was I thinking?"

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you .

I've changed my mind.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

How about keeping that promise.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.
WhiteStang99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 01-27-2005, 12:17 AM   #2
Registered User
Regular
 
Brent's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Region: Tennessee
Posts: 11,873
__________________

Reddit
Brent is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2005, 12:34 AM   #3
Registered Member
Regular
 
Dark02Pony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Region: New Jersey
Posts: 1,527
Send a message via AIM to Dark02Pony
very nice
__________________
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rtandgrill.jpg
Operation: Evolutionization.......Member #3
Quote:
Originally Posted by MonteCitan
Ford Motor Company = FoMoCo..
what does that make Honda Motor Company????
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicole
Mineral Gray is such a hott color. Much better then orange
Dark02Pony is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 01-27-2005, 08:46 AM   #4
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
lowflyn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Region: Mississippi
Posts: 19,890
Send a message via AIM to lowflyn
Haha
__________________
"I'm not driving too fast...just flying too low"
Mine:
-03 SB Cobra vert- 2552 of 5082 Born 02/25/03
Our's:
90 7up vert - new project-07 DSG Focus -DD
335
lowflyn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2005, 04:55 PM   #5
Registered Member
Regular
 
ttpancakes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Region: California
Posts: 227
Send a message via AIM to ttpancakes
Hehe I would have to say that the last one is the best
ttpancakes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2005, 06:42 PM   #6
Registered Member
Regular
 
BlackStang99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Region: Alabama
Posts: 19
Send a message via AIM to BlackStang99
Oh my gosh... please don't use any of these:

-Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"

-I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind.


-As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.


-When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
How about keeping that promise.


-I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.


-We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
__________________
http://www.mustangevolution.com/gall...ang99-sig3.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by n8r
jack, jhack, it sounds the same, because the H is silent!
BlackStang99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2005, 06:58 PM   #7
n8r
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
n8r's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Region: Alabama
Posts: 3,216
i need to send a few of those to my ex!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brent
Nothing is ever official until its official
n8r is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2005, 06:58 PM   #8
Registered Member
Regular
 
Dark02Pony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Region: New Jersey
Posts: 1,527
Send a message via AIM to Dark02Pony
Quote:
Originally Posted by n8r
i need to send a few of those to my ex!!
agreed!!
__________________
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rtandgrill.jpg
Operation: Evolutionization.......Member #3
Quote:
Originally Posted by MonteCitan
Ford Motor Company = FoMoCo..
what does that make Honda Motor Company????
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicole
Mineral Gray is such a hott color. Much better then orange
Dark02Pony is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2005, 10:43 AM   #9
Registered User
 
01mineralgrey6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Region: Florida
Posts: 1,715
Send a message via AIM to 01mineralgrey6
some of those are harsh
__________________
-Tony
'99 cobra 'vert
01mineralgrey6 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2005, 01:15 PM   #10
Moderator Emeritus
Legacy
Regular
 
SpectorV's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Region: Alabama
Posts: 26,049
Send a message via AIM to SpectorV
lol
__________________
2003 Cobra Vert (Redfire) #3938 of 5082 @ 05/27/2003
472rwhp/493rwtq -Modification List - Dyno Sheet
2012 Mustang 3.7L M6 (Kona Blue)
2011 Ford Edge Sport (Red Metallic)
SpectorV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2005, 04:14 PM   #11
Moderator Emeritus
Legacy
Regular
 
SpectorV's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Region: Alabama
Posts: 26,049
Send a message via AIM to SpectorV
I got one

"Hey stupid I brought you this dove"
__________________
2003 Cobra Vert (Redfire) #3938 of 5082 @ 05/27/2003
472rwhp/493rwtq -Modification List - Dyno Sheet
2012 Mustang 3.7L M6 (Kona Blue)
2011 Ford Edge Sport (Red Metallic)
SpectorV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2005, 07:22 PM   #12
Registered Member
Regular
 
red herring's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Region: California
Posts: 298
Send a message via AIM to red herring
Hahaha, although this really doens't have much to do with anything it just reminds me of something my friend said yesterday. While talking to someone who likes him he said "if looks could kill...you'd be like a traquilizer" it was hilarious to watch the girls face
red herring is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Lower Navigation
Go Back   Mustang Evolution > Off Topic Forums > The Bar

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Getting a new check card: MarkuzLS1 Pictures and Videos 16 10-11-2007 09:24 AM
Who needs a credit card? PureVenom The Bar 5 02-14-2007 09:40 PM
Things Hallmark Cards Don't Say Herbstang The Bar 55 10-22-2006 07:18 AM
Best Sound Card? drummerstang98 The Bar 12 05-10-2005 08:45 AM
Have you seen this video card yet? 01GTType The Bar 4 01-01-2005 03:01 PM

» Like Us On Facebook



01:34 AM


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0

MustangEvolution.com is in no way associated with or endorsed by Ford Motor Company.