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Old 02-05-2005, 02:45 PM   #1
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Update on SmashedFace Boy


Credit for this info goes to the people over at somethingawful.com. Apparently one of the members there knew the kid in real life, so they were able to get more info on the video/kid.

Here is the kids picture (pre-facesmashing):

Here is their groups website:

Here are some of the highlights from the chat logs with the one guy who filmed the video:

Question: you should submit that tape to Max X or one of those shows
Answer: here is what really happend
Question: it'd be the GREATEST ONE EVER
Answer: i was the one who filmed it, me and my friends make videos, that day we were bored, and the person that fell out, named matt, nicknamed mullet. Say one of the kids, that he knew, and what he liked to do as a joke was smack them in the back of the head, they always do it to each other. So i thought it would be funny to film it, he rolled down the window and was gonna reach out and smack him, but since the new cars windows only go half way down, he couldent reach. So he opened the door, and was hanging onto the door, but..the kid on the bike swerved in closer, and mullet lost his balence after the door hit the back of his bike seat, and fell off. He dident die
Question: haha
Answer: hes still alive and well thank god
Question: was it ever in the papers or anything?
Answer: he was in teh hospital for almost a month having lots of surgery
Answer: no
Question: haha why not
Answer: the only thing that was recorded
Question: seems like something the media would cover
Answer: was teh police report
Answer: because of the insurance info
Answer: because his door hit the other car
Answer: which is why it shut so fast
Answer: we got off lucky thank god
Question: haha yeah

Question: You and your friends are Internet Celebrities!
Answer: i still have the original clip
Answer: full DV quality,non-rendered. also footage of mullet.

Question: Is the one on the net edited in any way?
Answer: no

Answer: i serisouly thought he was dead
Question: you must have been traumatized
Answer: i got so scared
Answer: yes
Answer: very
Answer: to this day me and my friends dont like to talk about it
Question: were you guys smoking weed? Someoen thought they spotted a cigarette or a joint in the passenger's hand I think
Answer: cigg

Answer: when i came up to him
Answer: he was still breathing
Question: was he just mangled?
Answer: but imagine every bone from your nose down broke
Answer: and 5 missing whole teeth on the street
Answer: no blood on the teeth
Answer: they ripped clean out
Answer: he was not consious
Answer: so i had to keep him on his side so he wouldent choke
Answer: the ****ign ambulance took 30 minutes to get tehre and the hospital wasn't far either.

Question: what about the bike kid/kids? One of them looked like he got a first-hand look at the impact
Answer: yeah he was pretty freaked out

Answer: also
Answer: yes
Answer: this really wasent ment to happen
Answer: it was justa freak accident
Question: lol I think that goes without saying
Answer: and for the rest of the people that say things like .."im glad hes dead he deserved what he got"...with out any facts...those people can go to hell
Question: well let's clarify one thing. The people who saw the video and made that kind of comment were under the [wrongful] suspicion that Mullet was attacking a random kid. If this had been the case, what would you think. I'm curious
Answer: well if that were the case if i were a random person and i KNEW thats what they were doing...i might have said something similar
Question: heh ok

Question: how does he look post-surgery?
Answer: he looks kinda the same exept fake teeth

Question: Do you have any pics of what it was like afterwards?
Question: Hospital, stiches, etc?
Answer: mullet has them
Answer: no damage was dont to the rest of his boddy
Answer: just his head
Answer: yeah i saw
Question: No ****?
Answer: wanna know something else that was amazing
Question: Whats that?
Answer: he had his glasses on
Answer: and they werent broken
Question: Were there people in the car that his head impacted with?
Answer: no
Answer: it was parked
Question: What kinda surgery did he need?
Answer: what do you mean what kind?
Question: Did he need skin grafts or anything?
Question: That had to mess up at least his lips or something
Answer: but a big chunk of his upper lip was missing
Question: Kinda like a cleft lip?
Answer: yeah
Answer: basically
Question: What vendetta did you have against the kid in the red shirt?
Answer: its just now we havea camersa
Answer: i dont have anything against him
Question: Did your friends have a grudge?
Answer: he knows us for our movie
Answer: and friends with mullet
Answer: no
Question: Why did mullet hang on to the door?
Question: He could have let go, and he would have been fine
Question: Man....that sucks
Answer: you know what, i asked him alot of times
Answer: to this day he doesent know
Answer: he still cant remember much

Cliff notes:
- Kid still alive, picture/website of him found
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dang, im not as hostile towards him now that i know he wasn't being a dick-head to the guy on the bike

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Why can't they just stay home and throw bricks at each other?

or better yet

My friend from Boston told me this story.

He was drunk with a friend of his and they were walking along in this field. They found scythes (Like the grim reaper carries for those who I've lost so far), and acting like idiots they grabbed one each and started fighting with them.

5 minutes into it they realized.. Hey.. this is dangerous. We should probably stop.

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"im glad hes dead he deserved what he got"
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