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Old 02-18-2005, 12:15 AM   #1
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Nimball

Ok, I'm going to try this and see if it catches on. I have had a post on an old forum I used to goto up to 2000 posts. All you do is think up different ways to get the Nimball.

*I kick the Nimball towards the forum*

who wants to be first?
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Old 02-18-2005, 12:25 AM   #2
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I throw the nimball off a cliff...

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Old 02-18-2005, 12:29 AM   #3
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were you supposed to catch the nimball first?
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Okay maybe I didn't explain it right or you guys are a little more mature than other people in the past.

Basically the whole point is kill the guy with the nimball and get it back.

I say...
*I dive off the cliff, pulla a parachute, and grab the nimball, then take off running*

Then the next person would post something along the lines of....
*I launch a thermonuclear missle from a base in utah and blow the shiitte out of you, run in, witha radiation suit and take the nimball, then use a helicopter to get away.*

then people just keep taking the nimball in different ways.

Oh, and the nimball can never be destroyed, but decoys can be made. And you must wait 2 posts to post again.
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oh ok. So we'll say the nimball is in the forum.

I dig a big hole when nobody is looking, kick the nimball in, and drop in, covering my tracks with spiky, AIDs infected needles protruding from the sides of the tunnel.
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Old 02-18-2005, 12:37 AM   #6
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I sweep up all the needles into a bag, slap you in the mouth with the bag, leaving you with tons of AIDS infected needles in you face, knocking you to the floor dropping the nimball, I grab it and fly off into space ball in hand.
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Using my universal cellular phone I give my buddies on Uranus a call and they blast you into a million bits in space with their Ultra Powerful Laser Beam of Doom, patent number 2,221,345.

The Nimball falls back to earth landing in my hands and I erect a 3 foot concrete box all around me the floor, cieling, and sides. Cause I can do that kinda thing.
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I hire a fat guy w/ a hairy back and chest to operate the world's largest wrecking ball to destroy your nimball sarcophagus, with you inside. then I casually grab it and skip towards New Guinea.
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I, waiting in new guinea, pretend to be a good friend to whitestang and offer to house him. He tries to hide the nimball from me which angers me and makes me doubt our friendship. Being the insidious little beast I am, I invite him in for a drink where I poison him. The poison doesn't kill him, just keeps him knocked out enough for me to move him safely to a hidden place where I have him tortured for eternity. I then make away with the nimball to an undisclosed location.
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While on you way to you undisclosed location I steal a fighter jet and attack you with homing missiles causing you to be blown up and spread all over the earths crust while the nimball flys into the cockpit of the jet and i land safely and securely in the rocky mountains and i continue my life as a hermit.
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nice edit, lol!
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i do try
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On my expedition through the rocky mountains, I encounter a strange man ****ing a couch. Seeing that he has the nimball I make my way into hiding with in incredulous countenance. Waiting for the opportune moment, I have my iranian martyr friend (more of an acquaintance) suicide mission himself into the stranger. The nimball bounces down the mountain and I chase after it only to be burried in an avalanche; but hey, at least I got the nimball.
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I take my tryusty HermitFinder 3000 and quickly use it to pinpoint your exact location in the Rockies. Upon learning the location I proceed to hire every mercenary in the country and use them to stage an attack against you. Immediatley you give up under such odd and I banish you to hell where demons poke your forehead with hot pieces of metal. Cause I can do that.

Then I use my mercenaries to st up a base where I hide the nimball under my bed. They are on 24 hour gaurd duty with shift changes every 8 hours.
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*uses the redeemer from unreal tournament 2003 to destroy your base*

casually picks up the nimball from the ashes and awaits his next victoms with a minigun.
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this is perhaps the gayest thread evar
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I snipe you from a mile away with a 50 cal and you have no chance of hitting me with your minigun, moreless know I'm shooting at you because the sound doesn't get to your until a minute later. I drive up in my Laforza and steal the Nimball, run over you several times causing your complete demise
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as you are running over my corpse, my entire clone army closes in on your location and barrages you with fire. as you fall dead to the ground, i walk up and pick up the ball, use my time warp gate and me and my entire clone army jump one by one into the mysterious beyond.
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I get Metal Gear Solid's Snake to infiltrate your army and kill everybody with a virus, and follow you into this warp gate that takes me to your secret place: a gay bar!?!?

I try to fit it, but it doesn't work, so they try to throw me out. But I kicked the bouncer's *** (they're fairies, right?) and beat you over the head with some glow sticks until you pass out, the neon glow mingled w/ the blood on your face. then I hide the nimball in my pants, and nobody cares, cuz everybody in there is stuffing anyways.
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I get Metal Gear Solid's Snake to infiltrate your army and kill everybody with a virus, and follow you into this warp gate that takes me to your secret place: a gay bar!?!?

I try to fit it, but it doesn't work, so they try to throw me out. But I kicked the bouncer's *** (they're fairies, right?) and beat you over the head with some glow sticks until you pass out, the neon glow mingled w/ the blood on your face. then I hide the nimball in my pants, and nobody cares, cuz everybody in there is stuffing anyways.
*off topic*
how do you know what goes on inside a gay bar.. hmmm?!
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AS I learn of what has happened I quickly asses the situation and hire my little brother to go through all the gay bars in the world and kick everyone in the nuts. When he finds you he kicks you in the nuts, and breas his shin. You laugh and scamper off, so my bro tells me what happened via a cellular phone.

As your running you decide you will be safe on a ship. My pirate friends have been on the lookout for you and immediatley sink your ship drowning you and the 60 cubans on it with you. The nimball floats to the surface and they pick it up and UPS it to me. I'll have it in 4 days, probrably busted up.
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I save my 60 cuban brothers and sisters, and have them hijack all UPS trucks and planes untill they find the address of where the nimball is being sent to. Upon finding your house/hide-out they break in, jam as many cuban cigars into your body, and smoke you dry. After having their fill they return the nimbell to me on my very secret private island with water mines surrounding the island, AA guns planted everywhere, and land mines under every inch of land I could bury them.

P.S. I am also boobie trapped, if anything happens to me, the nimball gets launched into space.
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werd. hell of a way to use up all that cumbersome bandwidth. there should be a circle jerk smiley for stuff like this.
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Laughing at the situation I use a jetpack and hover in front of you, staring you in the face with an unconcerned grin. You look back baffled at this enigma and I continue to smile. Unfortunately for you heavy winds set in and it begins to rain. The boobie trap shorts itself out and you can't run anywhere because mines line the shores. After a day or two of just watching you, vultures circle overhead. You've shat your pants thrice by now but you still have nowhere to go. The fear finally overtakes you and you make a futile attempt to run away only to, of course, be finished off by one of your own mines. The explosion launches the nimball up into the air and I catch it with relative ease. Seeing you laying there, half the man you used to be, the uneasy sight takes over my conscience. However, the waves wash you away and I never think of it again. I go find Stone Cold Steve Austin in an alley and throw rocks at cats.
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*Offtopic

Maybe you guys should try and use your imagination instead of just bashing the thread. OR ar you threatened by our talents to think up diff ways to maim people.

BTW, Monte, good one.
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BTW, Monte, good one.
Lol all that day dreaming in class helps out
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