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Old 02-23-2005, 02:57 AM   #1
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omg a mans worst nightmare

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...oe_crime_penis

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AGH, dude, aghhhhhhhhh, omfg.
I can't even imagine the pain that guy suffered, then he gets a ride to the hospital from the biotch.

Like eminem once said...**** slitting her throat cut the *****'s head off!!!
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what was the point with her going to the house and cleaning it all up?

****ing crazy *****.
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haha I saw that the other day on foxnews. It was funny, cuz to be helpful, fox shows links to "related articles"

There were two, both about Lorena Bobbit.
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Oh my goodness...
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Ho snap....he's gonna feel that one in the morning.
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i wonder what was going thru his head when she entered the room with a knife and had her eyes fixated on his penis.
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lol. :chin:
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I didn't read that article posted, but the one I read said they were in a heated argument, then decided to have sex... She convinced him to allow her to tie his hands on the bed or something, and then went to town.
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I didn't read that article posted, but the one I read said they were in a heated argument, then decided to have sex... She convinced him to allow her to tie his hands on the bed or something, and then went to town.
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I didn't read that article posted, but the one I read said they were in a heated argument, then decided to have sex... She convinced him to allow her to tie his hands on the bed or something, and then went to town.
yea, it says window sill, but why would he let her do that, and I wonder why he didn't go crazy when she untied him.
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yea, it says window sill, but why would he let her do that, and I wonder why he didn't go crazy when she untied him.
imagine your penis was just cut off would you be stressing to kill the b*tch or would you be stressing to get your penis back attached. I know Id be choosing #2 mmhms

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i hope that ***** has her overies torn out with a rusty spork. and then i hope she catches on fire and dies a slow, horrible, painful death.
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Notice how men can relate to another mans suffering? the police went out of their way to retrieve the Penis.
^lol that sounds funny
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that hurt me just reading it
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Notice how men can relate to another mans suffering? the police went out of their way to retrieve the Penis.
^lol that sounds funny
I woulda been thanking those cops and water people for the rest of my life. Id be like "I owe you my sex life man"

I just find it funny that it happened in Alaska. Can you imagine if that **** froze in the drains hahahaha
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omg thats horrible i dont think i can ever feel comfortable around a girl again
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