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Old 08-04-2003, 08:28 AM   #1
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My philosophy : Women drivers

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to theshoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying o unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not.
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lol, I'll consider that next time a chick cuts me off (unless shes hot, then I will hit on her).
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That's good rational.
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my girlfirend is horrible at driving....
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Old 08-04-2003, 11:30 AM   #5
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LMAO.....you are probabley so right on about that, but what about men drivers? and they're problems? I have to say I am a pretty good driver, I do scare the #### out of my husband on occassion when I start getting pissed when I'm driving but I've never had a speeding ticket (knock on wood) and I've never been in an accident......just 2 fix it tickets on my husbands cars.......

So overall I'd say I'd be one of the safer woman drivers on the road, although I did scare the #### out of my friend yesterday, we were turning around on a col de sac and I punched it and whipped my stang around, it was pretty fun and the first time I cut it lose since I got my new tires.....
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haha. I like that arguement. Thats good logic!
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theres a place called "funworld" in Nashua, NH. you should go there to calm yourself down -> mini golf, arcade, go carts
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lol.. I live like right across the street from funworld!
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i got that e-mail a long time ago.
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haha funworlds awesome. i normally drop my car off at best buy (cd player, subs, speakers) and go there. why you got a vert anyway? all it does around here is RAIIIIIIN (i live like 15 minutes from you)
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i got that e-mail a long time ago.
I'm a bit slow I guess LOL
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haha funworlds awesome. i normally drop my car off at best buy (cd player, subs, speakers) and go there. why you got a vert anyway? all it does around here is RAIIIIIIN (i live like 15 minutes from you)
What are you saying Dave, You don't like my car???

I got to have the top down like 5 times this summer
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i am gonna let this girl drive my car, I am gonna teach her how to parrellel park, someone talk some sense into me
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Hope you plan to do this before you get your car repainted.....
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Dont let a ##### test drive in a CLASSIC MUSTANG! dude ill smack you no ####!
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