Some good quotes
All of these are from George Carlin's book, napalm and silly putty
After a Hurricane is gone, where does all the plywood go?
If you live long enough, everyone you know has cancer.
I'm always relieved when someone is reading a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
Attention certain women: Transporting children is not a license to drive slowly.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, it changed.
You rarely see one oat by itself.
We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
Whom does a male ladybug dance with?
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
HOORAY FOR MOST THINGS!
No one who has ever had "taps" played for them has been able to hear it.
Professional Soldiers are people who die for a living.
Guys just don't seem to be called "lefty" anymore.
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
from complaints and grievences
bull****, **** you, up yours, get laid, eat ****, drop dead, jack me off, suck this, I don't need parts that badly i'm not that sick.
"The LORD shall judge the people:judge me, O Lord, according to my righteousness, and according to mine integrity that is in me." PSALM 7:8
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