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Old 04-13-2005, 05:48 PM   #1
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Some good quotes

All of these are from George Carlin's book, napalm and silly putty

After a Hurricane is gone, where does all the plywood go?

If you live long enough, everyone you know has cancer.

I'm always relieved when someone is reading a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

Attention certain women: Transporting children is not a license to drive slowly.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, it changed.

You rarely see one oat by itself.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

Whom does a male ladybug dance with?

Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

HOORAY FOR MOST THINGS!

No one who has ever had "taps" played for them has been able to hear it.

Professional Soldiers are people who die for a living.

Guys just don't seem to be called "lefty" anymore.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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haha i liked some of them.. especially this one..

After a Hurricane is gone, where does all the plywood go?
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my friend told me a funny quote the other day "Having women friends is like having $19 in your bank acct looking at your atm card... either way your not getting anything out."
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my friend told me a funny quote the other day "Having women friends is like having $19 in your bank acct looking at your atm card... either way your not getting anything out."
i would cause i have US bank and you can withdraw in increments of 10 dollars
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yeah but i dont feel like typing them right now
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