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Old 04-16-2005, 07:15 PM   #1
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had a weird dream

ok so here goes my weird dream (please bear with me):

i was at work (i work at a paint store) and an amish family of 4 walks in. they had on the black and white outfits with the big hats and all. so i help them as usual and they ask me if i could go home and paint for them (some retail customers make this joke in real life). but i agree b/c the amish daughter is very hot and leave with them. we get on their bicycle and pedel to their house. but i noticed something funny----the yard didnt have a house in it, just a big tree in the middle of it. well i ask where the house is and the father pointed up. i then realized they lived in a big treehouse. so i climb up the tree and start painting. the last room i ended up painting was the older sisters room. well as i finished painting that room she said "how can i ever repay you." (in a suggestive tone). well then shortly after that she approached me and started kissing me and one thing led to another and we started to have sex. well right when we started, the one thing that i (and every other guy) hates happens...........MY ALARM STARTED TO GO OFF.

i swear, that alarm clock can be the biggest cockblock sometimes that it isnt even funny. its second only to the fat chicks at the club.

when i went to work, i told some of my coworkers this and they started to laugh. so i thought i would share this with you all.
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that clock would be nomore if that happen to me, it'd be out the window
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that clock would be nomore if that happen to me, it'd be out the window
well, actually it is no more. i hit it with my fist so hard to shut it off that i ended up breaking it. the numbers didnt light up and display (digital alarm clock) so i had to go to wal mart and get a new one.
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lmao, hahahahahaha
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haha, self ownage...

I hate alarm clocks.
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haha, self ownage...

I hate alarm clocks.
with this i hate alarm clocks even more now.
thanks to the alarm clock i cant ever get any ***** in my dreams, i'm just glad real life isnt as bad.
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heh, time owns us all.
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i hate when that happens.. i even hate it more when something else wakes you up so you have more time to sleep.. but u go back to sleep and its not the same dream.
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with this i hate alarm clocks even more now.
thanks to the alarm clock i cant ever get any ***** in my dreams, i'm just glad real life isnt as bad.
dude, wouldn't real life SUCK, hahaha.
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dude, wouldn't real life SUCK, hahaha.
if it were that hard in real life as it were in my dreams, then all i would be able to get are the ugly, fat, drunk, whorey bishes that turn into even bigger whores when they are drunk.

but i have a solution for that
paper bag + me closing my eyes and pretending its another chick = good time
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funniest thing ive heard all day
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all you gotta do is visualise the dream as you start to go back to sleep. you'll have the whole thing over, and usually you'll continue on with it. just remember to turn your alarm off
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^^^ What I do and I must say it works almost everytime.

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all you gotta do is visualise the dream as you start to go back to sleep. you'll have the whole thing over, and usually you'll continue on with it. just remember to turn your alarm off
i've tried that before, hell i've tried replaying entire dreams in my head as i tried to fall back asleep but it never works for me. so if you can go back and get some in your dreams, then sir, i envy you. there are many of times that i would like to go back and have some dreams over and actually get through them, but they are only dreams, and thankfully.

so all there is to do now is to joke about it
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