Yeah, I stole it from another forum, but, I thought y'all might find it entertaining too. Specially Brent.
A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York
City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replied
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"About 4 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."