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Old 05-09-2005, 04:13 PM   #1
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worst pick-up lines EVER

some of these are stupid, but for the most part i found them funny so i thought i would share this humor with my friends here at mustang evolution
havent seen this on here so i dont think its a r3post

http://www.joke-pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp

from personal experience these definately dont work:

Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

and also from personal experience, this one will get you slapped in the face:

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
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For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
more cushion for the pushin
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"Hi, I'm Brent, and I own a mustang forum" - that's a bad one
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How about "Let's do something cheap and superficial"
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"Hi, I'm Brent, and I own a mustang forum" - that's a bad one
someone's not gonna like that
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linky no worky for me
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"Hi, I'm Brent, and I own a mustang forum" - that's a bad one
You bastard
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linky no worky for me
it worked for me.
if you have a popup blocker, try turning it off. or just copy the link and put it in the address bar.
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linky no worky for me
Now that is a bad pick up line
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"Hi I'm Brent, did you know that sympathy **ck's are now tax deductable?"
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pity sex. nothing better.
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Yes there is grudge f#cking
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pity sex. nothing better.
Or "Happy deflower a virgin day, care to celebrate?"
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Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again?You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
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You want to go eat some pizza and then head to my place and ****.
EWWWWW (girl says)
What, don't like pizza?
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You want to go eat some pizza and then head to my place and ****.
EWWWWW (girl says)
What, don't like pizza?
I like fish sticks and tater tots! So you know I'm not choosey!
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Nice shoes.

Wanna ****?
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guy:"you wanna go out on a date"?
girl: "im not ready to date right now."
guy:"in that case wanna go back to my place and have sex?"
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Nice shoes.

Wanna ****?
dammit, you stole mine!
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two others from experience:

41. Hi. You'll do.
^no pickup line drops the panties faster than that

99. You're ugly but you intigue me
^that'll get you *****-slapped quick, fast, and in a hurry
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- do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

- u have something of mine. *what?* my heart
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dammit, you stole mine!
Ha, but I bet you've never used it, and it work.

Yes, I have.
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For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
That is definitely the coolest one so far. I'll have to use it someday (as an insult rather than a pickup line though.)
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That is definitely the coolest one so far. I'll have to use it someday (as an insult rather than a pickup line though.)

if you do use it, be prepared to be *****-slapped.........................hard
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Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mamacitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
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