This is not Southern, and heres why.
6. At least both passenger wheels are the same.
5. Racing stripes appear to be made of something other than Duct Tape or electrical tape.
4. Lack of at least one window covered in duct tape. See here
3. NO DUCT TAPE ANYWHERE ON VEHICLE!
2. That American flag would be a Rebel Flag.
1. Why the hell would we need a snow plow?