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Old 05-17-2005, 11:57 AM   #1
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How Embrassed Would You Be

I just have to come share this story cause this had to be one of the funniest **** I have ever witnessed.

So okay me and my boys and their chicks were all hanging out at a buddies house and two of my friends were trying to set up a bet saying that one of them couldnt drink a gallon of milk in a half an hour (this bet was for 100 bucks)

So my friend takes the challenge he drinks its about 23 mins in he starts saying how he doesnt feel well so he starts walking off the deck then out of no where the mofo freakin sharts himself!! (shart = fart and **** yourself at the same time )

Ah man that **** was freakin priceless and the dumbass freakin sticks his hand in his pants to check and it was nothing but milky squirt covering his hand.

All this in front 5 chicks plus all of us and my boys dad seen it.

How embrassing wooo never laughed so damn hard in my life before man

BTW he was literally a cup away from finishing that gallon of milk up


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Old 05-17-2005, 12:45 PM   #2
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That is sick
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If he was paid up the 100 smacker then I guess he might think it was worth it. I have ****e on myself before and was paid nothing for it but I did not do it in front of babes!!!
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I would drink a gallon of milk in an hour for $5. People say you can't without throwing up, but I've done it before. :dunno:

That is some funny **** though, haha
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wow lol what a wonderful waste of time
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i could do it

man, if your buddy stayed calm after sharting himself in front of an assload of people, he'll soon get laid
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nah he didnt get the pay cause he didnt finish off the gallon in a half an hour

Man its kinda something you wish you had taped but dont. Man

As for him getting laid man he's a pathetic dude he hasnt been EVER laid and he's 22

he's lucky ive known him since like ever cause like the whole group tried doing many of things on getting this dude laid **** we even did an adult friendfinder ad and got nada

Next step is hooker being 100% serious too
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nah he didnt get the pay cause he didnt finish off the gallon in a half an hour

Man its kinda something you wish you had taped but dont. Man

As for him getting laid man he's a pathetic dude he hasnt been EVER laid and he's 22

he's lucky ive known him since like ever cause like the whole group tried doing many of things on getting this dude laid **** we even did an adult friendfinder ad and got nada

Next step is hooker being 100% serious too
oh, half an hour. I misread. Damn, that's something crazy, haha.
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mmhms :yup: crazy indeed and even funnier then life :yup:
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Old 05-17-2005, 04:36 PM   #10
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lol my buddy did it in an hour, didnt barf but went and **** milk lol. He said it was still cold when it came out.
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thats awful ^

I should ask my friend that when he sharted
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He said it was still cold when it came out.
burrrr. just makes your *** pucker up thinking about it.

**** that, 100 bucks ill do it. if i have to shat ill do it right there in front of everyone. chugging milk on one end, spewing it out the other, with my free hand out waiting for the money.
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Part of the bet is normally holding it down. That's why ppl go for the hour, whoever drinks it gotta keep it all in for an hour.
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unless they specifically state it must be held down, shatting is fair game. what about eating things like bread and such to soak up the milk?
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Part of the bet is normally holding it down. That's why ppl go for the hour, whoever drinks it gotta keep it all in for an hour.
well...you would be holding it down...a little too far down...
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I just have to come share this story cause this had to be one of the funniest **** I have ever witnessed.

So okay me and my boys and their chicks were all hanging out at a buddies house and two of my friends were trying to set up a bet saying that one of them couldnt drink a gallon of milk in a half an hour (this bet was for 100 bucks)

So my friend takes the challenge he drinks its about 23 mins in he starts saying how he doesnt feel well so he starts walking off the deck then out of no where the mofo freakin sharts himself!! (shart = fart and **** yourself at the same time )

Ah man that **** was freakin priceless and the dumbass freakin sticks his hand in his pants to check and it was nothing but milky squirt covering his hand.

All this in front 5 chicks plus all of us and my boys dad seen it.

How embrassing wooo never laughed so damn hard in my life before man

BTW he was literally a cup away from finishing that gallon of milk up



how embarrased would i be? well if i **** my pants in front of some hot chicks and my friends i would probably move to another area and start a new life. i thought that was the only option available
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how embarrased would i be? well if i **** my pants in front of some hot chicks and my friends i would probably move to another area and start a new life. i thought that was the only option available
damn man...ive sharted in front of my girlfriend and her friends, and all i did was go to the bathroom, wipe my *** and throw my boxers away

and youd move to another area...sheesh
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damn man...ive sharted in front of my girlfriend and her friends, and all i did was go to the bathroom, wipe my *** and throw my boxers away

and youd move to another area...sheesh
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damn man...ive sharted in front of my girlfriend and her friends, and all i did was go to the bathroom, wipe my *** and throw my boxers away

and youd move to another area...sheesh
well, i was kinda exaggerating and joking but i get embarrassed quite easily but play it off by making a joke or something. then everyone laughs and i'm not embarrassed anymore. so in all seriousness, if that happened to me, i would use my quick wit and find something to say to make everyone laugh and just move on. but i would still be very embarrassed if this happened to me b/c it just seems like something a little joke cant quite end it.
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I regulary put down a gallon of milk in like a little over an hour and a half.... this bet would be no problem for me... my mom is trying to get me to drink less milk... where's the $100?... also, just take one of those Immodium AD pills to help with the horrible pain of trying to hold in liquid, lol.
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the reason why some say drinking that much milk in that short amount of time is impossible is b/c it is thought that the human stomach cannot handle that much calcium at a time.......thus making someone throw up or **** their pants.
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in a side note, this is disgusting.
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