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Old 05-22-2005, 04:24 PM   #1
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DEF-initions

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a
sentence .

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend
crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my
dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da
fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb!

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony
today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but
my ***** rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer
tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send
me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and
he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a
Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."He say,
"Bull****, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin'
ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my
uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall,
I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped
by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da
street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da
ho and income my wife.

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Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
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some of those words on a 5th graders' homework assignment?

no wonder people are so screwed up these days
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some of those words on a 5th graders' homework assignment?

no wonder people are so screwed up these days
yeah, i guess he a 20yr old 5th grader so i guess he got a special homework assignment
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