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Old 05-22-2005, 05:53 PM   #1
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Another Thread About Star Wars

in the midst of the release of Star Wars i thought i post this. i found it quite entertaining.

http://p196.ezboard.com/fexcelsior30...icID=222.topic

i found this one funny as well:
http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/
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'You've been brainwashed, you scruffy-lookin' nerf herder!'
OMG that made me laugh very very hard.

One thing I need to add is this:
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Think about it Everybody's so quick to assume the Enterprise E would lose. I mean, think about her commander, and the Imperial Bucketheads. They managed to lose the Millenium Falcon, and besides, the Stardestroyer's shield generators are pretty obvious. And THEN, once the destroyer's shields were down, they'd have a pretty rough fight. So it depends on 2 things:
1.) What class of Star Destroyer
2.) Who is the Commander of the Star Destroyer.

It might not win them all, but it won't lose them all either. Duh
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I would think that the Enterprise would be no match for a Star Destroyer, based on the fact that the Enterprise would be swarmed with Tie Fighters and Tie Bombers before they would ever have a chance to beam anything anywhere.

After the Enterprise's limited weapon supply was depleted on battling Tie Fighters and its sheilds weakend by relentless bombardment, the Star Destroyer would arrive and capture the smaller vessel in its tractor beam, and it would be systematically boarded by waves of stormtroopers.

A final boarding party would arrive to accompany Darth Vader, the last Dark Lord of the Sith who "question" a few crew members (and by "question" I mean "to choke the life out of") only crush the larnyx of Jean Luc Picard in front of everyone in a mere display of power and then torture the women for information.
these guys are die-hard sci-fi geeks
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thats awsome that first pic was takin at a toys r us. a little advice to all never ****in work there u will regret it for the rest of your life
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lmao at those pics...and the star destroyer would win imo
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lmao at those pics...and the star destroyer would win imo
are you on crack 2:

enterprise would totally rip it a new *******.....DUH!!


i dont know what i'm talking about, i never really paid any attention to these shows, i just found that topic funny
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super star destroyer > enterprise
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grand admiral thrawn >>>>> jean luc picard
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stars wars and star trek are great and all that but its not something that should be so heavily debated... i mean its NOT REAL.... I like the stuff but I dont go out of my way to defent some stupid crap about it.
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not everyone got to see and laugh at the star wars nerds
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while i may disagree with u i will defend to the death ur right to say it.
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wow where to start.

Weapons - Star wars reality uses Lasers, missles and proton torpedoes. Star trek reality uses Phasers, Photon Torpedoes, Quantum Torpedoes, and depending on what time frame, could use tri-cobalt or multiphasic torpedoes(able to destroy a borg cube with a single shot, used by voyager in the series finale).

Lasers are point fire weapons. meaning you point and shoot, and it is an independent shot that goes where it was pointed. Phasers are continuos fire weapons. you point them and shoot, and you can hold a closely charged phased pulse along a ships sheild radius and inflict more damage than a single shot. you can only hold the shot as long as the phaser banks can store power, which is limited to how much power the ship creates. usually a phaser blast lasts around 3 seconds at full power.

missles>proton torpedoes>photon torpedoes>quantum torpedoes>TriCobalt warheads>multiphasic torpedoes. in that order.

Sheilding - the sheilds of a star destroyer are only meant to deflect Lasers. the sheild generator is on the outside, very vulnerable and easy to take out. the sheilds on a Federation ship are build to withstand high energy phasers, photon torpedoes, etc. the sheild generators on federation ships are internal, meaning unless dropped from inside, the only way around the sheilding is through. since the federation sheilding is able to withstand far more than lasers or proton torpedoes, it would take a very long time for the star wars weapons to even start to inflict any damage.

Mass - the mass of a star destroyer is huge. its roughly 3 kilometers long, cant turn worth a dam, and slow as piss. the Enterprise E, for example, is roughly 1800 feet long, it can just about turn in its own radius, full impulse is just a tad under the speed of light, meaning its ****ing fast.

Star Drives - Hyperdrive is only a few points past the speed of light. even the Millenium falcon can only do .3 past the speed of light. Warp 1 is considered 1.0 past the speed of light, warp 9 is almost 900,000,000 miles per minute, or something like that. what a warp drive does, is create a subspace bubble around the ship, using the nacelles on each side. the warp drive itself does NOT create any momentum. once the warp feild is created, the impulse engines push the ship out of normal space into Subspace. subspace is alot lighter than normal space from what i understand.

as someone said if Vader were on the star destroyer, he could choke grip Picard and the crew wouldnt know what to do. obviously he didnt realize Troi also has telekenitic powers, and has used them much in the same way of the force. also star trek engineers are smarter than that, they could prolly know how to use the ships deflector array to negate the effects of vader.


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the Enterprise E enters a rift which sends them into the Star Wars Reality. upon exiting, they come into contact with a Star Destroyer, commanded by Darth Vader. in his haste he opens fire upon the peuny enterprise. the enterprise sheilds are able to absorb all fire from the destroyer. Vader senses the captians ability and crew and begins a choke hold, which is quickly subdued when Geordi Laforge(the visor dude) reverses the sheilds polarity which in turn turns the sheilds into a sort of "Lighting Rod" for vaders power. Picard, very pissed off now, orders Mr Worf to target the sheild generators on the Destroyer with Quantum Torpedoes and destroys the Star Destroyers sheild grid. Vader launches his Tie Squadrons, but their peuny efforts are no match for the Enterprises vastly superior targeting system, the tie fighters are quickly decimated with a spread of phaser fire. Picard orders a full spread of quantum torpedoes into the bridge structure of the Destoryer, and gives the order. with the brigde structure destroyed, the star destroyer is a sitting duck. Picard orders a full scan of the destroyer, and learns the "weak spot" which is the semi spherical structure on the underbelly of the Star Destroyer, which is its Reactor Core. they take the enterprise under and put a full volley of torpedoes into the core, which puts the destroyer in meltdown. upon minutes the star destroyer goes up with a huge bang.

that, my freinds, is how it goes down.
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^ holy **** dude
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You should not try to compare star wars to star trek... the only real thing they share other than a few future techno babble items is the fact that they are based in the future... leave them be, they are different dont try to compare them... just like which ever for what ever reason and be done with it.
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You should not try to compare star wars to star trek... the only real thing they share other than a few future techno babble items is the fact that they are based in the future... leave them be, they are different dont try to compare them... just like which ever for what ever reason and be done with it.
You are wrong my friend, Star Wars is not of the future, it is of a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. n00b
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OH and the ONLY star trek worth watching is TNG all the others BLOW hard
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even more reason to NOT compare them
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dam d00d dont get all up in a tizzy yo.

its all fake, and for entertainment. its fun to do "what if's" and what not. i dont see what the big freaking deal is.

its just like comparing a import to a domestic. while you shouldnt compare a civic to a fbody, people do it anyways.


btw i saw Revenge of the Sith last night. it ****ing kicked major ***.
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lol its fine, its just for those that go all over board about it, the ones that its their life, thats all I ment.
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it used to be my life, like in 6th grade. i used to have books on technical specs of ships and weapons from both realities.
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