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Old 05-28-2005, 01:05 AM   #1
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Arrow Hi am new...

Hi my names Evan and I new here! I'm 27 and a compleat looser. Even loosers need love right? I enjoy taking long walks in the park where I crouch down behind some bushes and wait for any random women to walk by were I....well thats not important.

Anyway it's been a long time since a girl acctually let me have sex with her so I was just wondering if there were any ladies on here that might be interested in having consentual sex? You know the kind where your not biting or clawing in order to try to escape? Well unless your into that sort of thing?

I have a lot of experience in the Full Scary Uncle and the Super Fly Vagina Devistation Drop so if you think you may be interested shoot me a pm. Oh and if your worried about STDs don't. I'll be sure to let you know about all the STDs I have so it wount be a surprise to you if you happen to get them.

Well I have to go apply some ointment to my penis now so I'll be seeing you ladies later!
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can I ask "wtf?"
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Old 05-28-2005, 01:37 AM   #5
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can I ask "wtf?"
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no you cant because this man is a legen and you are nothing more than a n00b in comparison to him.
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yeah, I read it in leet..... plus, I was asking wtf to his story. I realize he's probably more liked than me... as are almost all of the people on this forum
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Old 05-28-2005, 02:07 AM   #7
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This divorce is kicking my ***. Today we went to court to see the "master" we have one more form to submit and then in a month we will get mail telling us our final courtdate so this thing can be finalized. Good news is I am getting physical custody of my kids and I will be paying no chid support.

I also picked up a second job as I am getting out of the Navy in 2 months so I have been hella busy doing both jobs so I can pay off my bills before I get out...
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welcome back evan check out my latest mod in Show & Tell
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jesus h christ its been awhile, stick around man!
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Welcome back Evan.... But your name is STILL spelled funny compared to mine
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Welcome back man, sucks about your wife, but atleast you have the kids... and a one bad car
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welcome back, love the wrinkles in the sig. pic
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Yea, thanks guys, My head is just a mess from her. Thats why I have been in and out...

So did you guys like my story?

Evan > Evin

dark, Ill check it out.
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wasn't your ex hot though?

I heart your car.
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Welcome back man, when you get everything straightened out, come on back and hang out more.
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wasn't your ex hot though?

I heart your car.
there was issues on her part, Put it this way, Lets say I was her car. She went to a dealership to look at new cars and took one for a test drive. Very soon after she took me to carmax. Oh, mother****inwell....



now I get to make my dream come true!

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