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Old 06-03-2005, 12:05 PM   #1
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just a little innocent humor for you guys

just a short snip-bit of a convo with me and some girl from my old high school.... I think you'll figure out whom is whom.

lie after lie after lie...does anyone tell the truth anymore? says:
does anyone tell the truth anymore?

Pezónes³ new GT bumper is IN says:
I do, all the time

Pezónes³ new GT bumper is IN says:
my gf usually tells the truth too

Pezónes³ new GT bumper is IN says:
but she lies some times

Pezónes³ new GT bumper is IN says:
not big lies, just little ones

lie after lie after lie...does anyone tell the truth anymore? says:
great (y) (this is a thumbs up sign)

Pezónes³ new GT bumper is IN says:
like when she says "I love you"

Pezónes³ new GT bumper is IN says:
hahaha, just kiddin'
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Dude, why is your screen name:"niples to third power" in spanish?
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I didn't want to ask.
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lmao. someone has a third nipple
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wouldn't he have 8 nipples if that was the case?
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Nipples ^ 3 could mean many things. Nipples being plural but how many... could be a cat, in that case the cat would have way more than 3 nipples. With out understanding of how many nipples it is refering to we can not understand how many that would be.
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Nipples ^ 3 could mean many things. Nipples being plural but how many... could be a cat, in that case the cat would have way more than 3 nipples. With out understanding of how many nipples it is refering to we can not understand how many that would be.
I'm sorry..................................What!!!???
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Nipple(s) means more than one, but not an exact number. How many is this representing? If it was just Nipple that would mean One Nipple to the 3rd power or 1^3. In the case of more than one but no exact number we have NO idea how many he means there for we have NO idea how many nipples he means.
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he he he he he............................nipples.
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Nipple(s) means more than one, but not an exact number. How many is this representing? If it was just Nipple that would mean One Nipple to the 3rd power or 1^3. In the case of more than one but no exact number we have NO idea how many he means there for we have NO idea how many nipples he means.
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Nipple(s) means more than one, but not an exact number. How many is this representing? If it was just Nipple that would mean One Nipple to the 3rd power or 1^3. In the case of more than one but no exact number we have NO idea how many he means there for we have NO idea how many nipples he means.
However, we do know that he is referring to at least 8 nipples. Because nipples is plural, it refers to more than one nipple. The smallest integer greater than 1 is, of course, 2. This is because 2 is the smallest integer that can result from adding some positive integer, x, to 1. Hence, 2^3 = 8. This is of course assuming that the number of nipples referred to is an integer number.
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lol, If math problems in high school would have included nipples I would have not failed so many times
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The word "Pezónes³" needs to be checked to confirm that it is plural and that the meaning we belive it to have still holds. There may have been a mistranslation.

If the word is found to be "nipples" then there must exist more than one, ergo the word is plural. If the plural form holds then we can not obtain an exact number of nipples from the information provided.

We can only assume that more than one nipple was ment from the information provided. This means two or more nipples were ment.

Until we know the exact number of nipples we can not determine the value of said nipples to the third power. The number must remain an unknown value, x. From the above statments we see that x^3 is the correct number of nipples ment if and only if nipples are a numerical form.

All of this speculation is based on the fact that we think nipples to represent a number. This being the number of nipples that we are talking about. If nipples are actually being raised to the third power then we can not calculate this. We do not know how to calculate more than one nipple raised to any power. With more information provided perhaps we could perform the calculation.
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^^^ "nipples raised" lmao
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I do happen to have one that is 2.... 2 areolas... so 2 nipples that are .. close together..... many people think it's 1, until you realize that it's 2, that area connected.... so yes, 3 nipples. Hence the nickname "Tres" I went by for much of high school.... trust me, it isn't a problem... hottest chick in our high school flashed me her very very large FIRM C's to see it.
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put you guys into shock? by the way, there is nothing more funny than when you're up to bat, your number is 15, and yet, your dug out is yelling "go Tres"... priceless. The look on the pitcher's face, as he realizes your number isn't 3...
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Bajajajajajajajajajaj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We used to make fun of people with more than 2 nipples when I was a lifeguard.
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you can't tell there are three until you get under 2 feet away... it looks more like a split nipple
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