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Old 06-06-2005, 08:56 PM   #1
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Exclamation Attention Guys With Laptops

i was listening to the radio and the dj on one of the stations was saying something about TT. TT stands for toasted testicles and it can happen by having the laptop on your lap for a long period of time over a while. what happens is that it lowers your sperm count by the heat produced by the bottom of the laptop. (they have done some lab testing to achieve this result) just thought that i would post this up as kind of a "now you know" sort of thing.
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Lol, just messing. Funny thing is....laptop is on my lap right now in the recliner, shows you how much I listen
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Lol, just messing. Funny thing is....laptop is on my lap right now in the recliner, shows you how much I listen
well good then, when your nuts fry, dont say i didnt tell you so
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Hey, just means I can play the field with no worries.
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woohoo another useless study that doesn't put markers on their results.

Know how long it takes? Well, if your balls are hot, then you are losing sperm. It takes a minimum of an hour and when your lap starts to get really hot, then take the comp. off your balls and you still have swimmers.

This reminds me of the whole saccharin (nutra-sweet). Remember it can cause cancer in lab mice!!! Only they fail to mention that the equatable amount to us eating it to obtain cancer is well over 50lbs. You will never eat that much fake sugar in your life. If you do, then cancer is not your worry, morbid obesity and heart failure are.

Most people don't put the laptop directly on their balls anyway. I know I put mine on my knees most of the time. Occasionally it sits on my balls, but not more than 5min because I don't like the weight on them

Don't worry about "studies." I actually am working on 2 clinical studies, and you can make them say whatever you want based on parameters and leaving small bits out.
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