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Old 06-07-2005, 10:19 PM   #1
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hahaha, ULTIMATE parental lie right here

http://www.teenwire.com/index.asp?ta...p620_patch.asp

Dear Experts,
I heard that you could die from getting a hickey because you could get a blood clot, is this true? Plz help, thanks.

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I've killed several girls that way...
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damn it, wrong link
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I cna't find the link now
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biggest parental lies

could have just put it there................
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Why would he do that when he could start a new thread lol
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Why would he do that when he could start a new thread lol
okay, then using that logic



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damn it, anyway, there are some funny questions asked there, read them, it will be worth your time
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sorry, in a hurry

I have to SHOWER..... got like no time left now, gotta shower, and get ready for work (less than 30 minutes until I have to be out the door... at the latest)
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sorry 04stang, just didn't think to put it in the thread.. plus, it sound like something my sister would've told me when I was like 8. She told me if I undressed her Barbies again, I'd have something bad happen to me, I'm not sure what it was, but yeah, undressing Barbies when you're 8 is kinda fun.




























did I seriously just post this?
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you stopped when you were 8?
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lol, did I say that? why stop? ... just like a real woman, but MUCH smaller, and doesn't talk as much









oh lord, my woman can NEVER find this site
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lol, did I say that? why stop? ... just like a real woman, but MUCH smaller, and doesn't talk as much



oh lord, my woman can NEVER find this site

too late....lol
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no, MY woman, ..... that's when the real **** happens.



I don't mean any offense to women, I personally love women
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no, MY woman, ..... that's when the real **** happens.



I don't mean any offense to women, I personally love women

i miss read that...could be the lack of sleep lately (and me not wearing my contacts or glasses)
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i miss read that...could be the lack of sleep lately (and me not wearing my contacts or glasses)
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i just wanna know what the hell you were doing on a site with questions like, "When I get horny, my vagina throbs. Is this normal?"
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thats jimmy for ya.................
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my gf wanted to know if she was protected the week she wasn't wearing the patch... thus, the link you all got to see...
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