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Old 06-17-2005, 06:59 PM   #1
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
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A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be held against you..."





The drunk replies; "Tits."
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A Cowboy is riding in the desert and come along an Indian who is naked with his dick sticking up in the air. He rides up and asks, "Say there partner, what ya doin?"

The Indian looks at him and says "Me tellum time" to which the cowboy replys, "OK What time is it?" The Indian looks at his dick, then the shadow off of it and informs him it is 1pm. The Cowboy pulls out his trusty pocket watch and it reads 1pm!!

Continuing on he come upon another Indian, naked in the sands with his dick up in the air. Riding up to the Indian, he asks, "Say there Partner, whatcha doing?" The Indian looks at hims and exclaims, "Me Tellum time"

The Cowboy then asks, "OK What time is it?" The Indian looks at his dick, then the shadow, then again at the sun, shadow and says " It is 3 17 pm"

The Cowboy look at his trusty pocketwatch and it reads 3:17PM Exactly!!

The Cowboy rides along for a few more hours and come up to an Indian naked in the sand and beating his meat. He rides up to the Indian and asks, "Say there Partner, whatcha doing"

The Indian looks at him and tells him matter-of-factly, "Me windum watch"
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