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Old 07-11-2005, 09:13 PM   #1
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Our eyes met by the front desk of my dorm. A well tanned, well toned, well dyed blonde. As I approached she tossed her hair back, tilted her head, put her hand on my arm and said, “Maybe we can go up to your room for a little while?” All with a smile that would have made Heidi Fleiss proud.

“Hopefully it’ll be longer than a little while, come on,” So now all I have to do is put my arm around her, head up to my room, thrust and repeat until I get my nut right?

WRONG!

Behind the hottie is a member of “we” other than myself and the hottie. A short, fat, Italian woman. She spins around to face me like a candy filled piñata, but covered with oily hairs instead of paper frills. “Oh thank you, nobody at the desk will let us preview a room,” but she was thinking, “Gotcha sucker, now gimmie a twinkie.”

The hottie is a prospective student visiting with her mother, not a cock hungry slut. It’s ****ed up, but I already said yes and I’m not enough of an *** to publicly out the ***** for implying sex was involved. Besides they are already following me into the elevator.

In the elevator:
“So is your room clean?”
“Well it’s safe.”

Walking down the hall:
“Is {name of my dorm} a good dorm for incoming freshman?”
“Way better than most dorms, you’re allowed to have alcohol here.”

At my door:
“How do you like Clemson?”
“Like I said it’s really safe, we have low levels of STDs so there’s no need to hold anything back.” *wink*
*forced giggle*
(mom overtly grasps her daughter’s hand, with a not so subtle hint of primal fear)

Inside they are treated to your standard dilapidated dorm room, but nothing horrible like used condoms or blood encrusted syringes, that’s a Saturday exclusive.

Strangely enough, after all her choreography and scheming to trick me into a free look at the room, Pimp-mom and Wonder-whore didn’t want to stay.
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Haha....where are you finding all these?
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that will be revealed at a later time my friend



but for now, just enjoy them
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wtf lol
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Old 07-12-2005, 05:49 PM   #5
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it had the kinda funny but kinda not at the same time
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