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Old 10-02-2009, 01:23 AM   #1
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Woman cooks, eats goldfish to get back at boyfriend

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A woman in Houston, Texas won’t be facing charges after angrily killing the goldfish she shared with her boyfriend.

Police say the act is civil, not criminal, but it’s certainly effed right up. According to police spokesman Vance Mitchell, the woman became angry with her former common-law husband after her took back jewelry he’d given her. When he wouldn’t return the jewelry to her, police say he came home to find his goldfish missing.

When police visited the woman’s home in an attempt to retrieve the goldfish, they say she directed them to the kitchen, saying, “they’re in there.” Police found four of the seven goldfish, fried on a plate. When they inquired after the missing three, the woman stated, “I already ate those.”

As the goldfish were purchased when the couple was together, they are considered community property and police are unable to prosecute the woman for her actions. Authorities indicated that if the man wishes, he can pursue the matter in civil court.

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No thank you. If I wanted to dispose of goldfish in an attempt to get back at an ex, frying and eating them would not be the way I would do it. I think it would involve a video camera and a garbage disposal...
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lol... i cant believe she fried them and put them on a plate prior to eating them. wonder if she used a fork and knife too.
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I wouldn't think that a goldfish would taste too good
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Bones and all? Gross.
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The question is...ranch or ketchup?
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Re: Girlfriend Eats Goldfish To Get Back At Boyfriend

Now why didn't she eat the rest? Did she get full or something? "Oh those three goldfish are sooooo filling. And so many calories!"
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^ I doubt health was a concern. She fried them after all.
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^ I doubt health was a concern. She fried them after all.

Yeah do you southerners deep fry everything?

She could have been a little classy and made it with a little Francese sauce, or maybe let them soak in some teryiaki and grilling them.
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Yeah do you southerners deep fry everything?

You might be surprised. I'm in houses every day all day long and I rarely go in a house without seeing at least 1 deep fryer on the counter that you can tell has been used recently.

Deep fried snickers are the bomb btw.
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I can't think of very many things that aren't good deep fried. And I'm skinny.

*points at Mississippi and exclaims that they're fatter than Alabamians!*
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I got a deep fryer on my counter too but I ain't sticking everything in it!

Actually deep fry is supposed to be the best cure for hangovers (and pre-hangovers). I remember watching a drinking show and they were in Scotland. The next morning to cure the previous night of Scotch and Whiskey they went to a deep fry food place. Everything, including Oreos and even Hamburgers. Want to have a heart attack? Eat a deep fried cheeseburger.
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Deep fried Pizza.... I have had it. And it is awesome. Deep fried reeses are good too. And smores
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After I fry bacon, I sear steaks in the bacon grease. Take that arteries!
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I had some fried cheesecake at the Texas State Fair last weekend. Talk about some good ****.
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I've recently started making bacon wrapped meatloaf frying it to get the outside nice and crispy. That's healthy right?
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do people really get that attached to the normal gold fish?
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Yeah do you southerners deep fry everything?
Mac and cheese nuggets,yam sticks,deep fired hamburgers
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i like how the thread topic is how a girl ate her boyfriends goldfish but we went on a tangent on how delicious fried food is lol...
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I love Twinkie's deep fried, bought a new deep dryer just to try them. Plenty of calories and fats, but good.
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