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Old 08-12-2005, 11:29 AM   #1
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Ok, this is hilarious, but racially charged...so if you are touchy, move on. If you have a sense of humor...read on.

I read this elsewhere today, but I just had to share. lol



David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.

9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.

8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.

6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.

5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.



AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:







1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.




And here are a couple other add-ons.

11) the pit crew just takes the wheels off
12) Spinners keep flying off when they hit 180 mph.
13) 30" rims don't handle well at Bristol.
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eh could be funnier but it works
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blah, same jokes I've heard over and over about the brodas
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So? They have the same jokes over and over about us white people too. I love racist jokes, I don't care who the butt is.
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i thought it was pretty funny
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there is a black nascar driver coming up in a few years i believe hes in 1 of those minor groups below busch series
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"Its NASCAR not NASCOON!"
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