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Old 08-25-2005, 04:20 PM   #1
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Continue the story thread....

OK so this is an idea from many moons ago and many forums past.

I'll start a story and someone continues it w/ another post.

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It's nighttime, around 2am in a quiet town, lots of fog and no traffic on a deserted mainroad. Two cars pull up to the traffic light, one of them a mystic black 5.0L cobra, fully built and supercharged pushing something like 700whp, the other a...
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...electric green honda civic with a naked chinese midget at the wheel
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The driver of the 5.0 mystic black cobra looks over, laughs at the naked chinese midget in the electric green honda civic and...
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Turns to his supermodel girlfriend in the passenger seat and says
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I would like to dip you into cheez wiz and spread you over a ritz cracker if im not being to subtle
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To which she proceeds to give him..
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a swift kick to the balls. then she rolled down the window...
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grabbed his balls off the floor, and threw them in the drain gutter.
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The naked midget quickly gets out of his honda and picks them up to put in his
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flux capacitor to give him
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an additional 53,000 horsepower. The supermodel girl friend then promptly
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jumps in the midgets car, looks him in the eye and says
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"I need more balls." To which he replies
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i can't believe its not butter.
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then she looks down at the center console of the riced-up POS and notices...
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that he is touching his shifter knob
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amazed at how big it is the supermodel jumps back in surprise and says
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It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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Later that evening, the driver of the mystic black cobra and the supermodel heat things up in the bedroom. All of a sudden a latex glove from nowhere is present with a crazy voice saying things like...
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Aaah mamacita I am el latex glove supersonico. te voy a hacer happy all night long
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to which she replies, I dont understand what you are saying, but you may use me and abuse me, but just dont hurt me, to which the latex hand signs back to her___
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ahh mamacita u don't worry just let julio the latex hand take care of u. Then all of a sudden a swat team dressed in drag bursts in through the door and windows
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making the latex glove jump away from the model and
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The american society of drag drug task forces (in which the 700 hp 5.0 owner is the leader of) takes the chinese miget away for smugglining 6000 pounds of columbian cocaine across american borders in his riced out civic.
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they follow up the swat mission with a tactical nuke that levels the entire area.
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Finally after a much heated debate they decide to go to split a snickers bar, for what reason is still not known. After this said event they all go outside to dance in hopes that it will rain, a rain that is much needed. After the 5th day of rain dancing someone says this sucks. They agree and stop, continuting the playing in the dirt with their hot wheels cars they procured from a skunk.
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