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Old 08-27-2005, 03:07 AM   #36
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

I won't... I was actually watching him have sex when I made the post, so I wasn't actually thinking about the post much. Not watching watching... he was in a lofted bed. All we (yes, there were others in the room) could see was the bed moving, and the pillow going up and down... also, "noises".... and a smell.
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Old 08-27-2005, 07:10 AM   #37
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Make sure the sheets are changed!!!
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i just had to take a picture so it wouldn't be forgotten......
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Old 08-27-2005, 09:01 AM   #40
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*sigh*, you misinterpretted the thread title.
he had sex with a girl, and was also less than 2' away from me
you should have flicked them or pulled hair or smacked someone's ***. Just mess w/ them. That would have taught them.
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You could have stood over them and remark on the various techniques like..

"WOW... I never thought of that one. She is a skank"
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"Hey Dude, are you wearing a condom?"
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"Slap that A$$, Slap that A$$"
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you should have flicked them or pulled hair or smacked someone's ***. Just mess w/ them. That would have taught them.
No smacking anyones ***... thats what led to this thread in the first place
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You could have stood over them and remark on the various techniques like..

"WOW... I never thought of that one. She is a skank"
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"Hey Dude, are you wearing a condom?"
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

Or another...

"Wow dude. This is Deja Vue, I remember her in this same situation with (Insert his worst enemies name"

or

"Hey, I really hate to bother you two while you are in the grips of your slovely passion, but do you know where my pet hamster is?"

or

"WOOOwwww. Did you just see that huge *** spider crawl up into the bed"
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Well I dont know what to say. I did not know Jimmy is gay. Now that he is out of the closet we can understand his rational on so many threads.

But next time leave the man sex out of it. This is a family oriented forum, though a very strange one, and leave all descriptions of the actual act out of the post!!!
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so Jimmy...did you guys spoon?
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Old 08-27-2005, 11:57 AM   #48
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what... the... ****...

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What the ****?



Please tell me that thread title is a mistype?

Cause your lack of punctuation leads me to believe....

Oh god no
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YET ANOTHER REASON why not to live with other people, live by yourself and why not to forget to turn the caps off until after you have types the N in reason.
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YET ANOTHER REASON why not to live with other people, live by yourself
i can say that works for me...........and when you bring a chick home, you dont have to worry about anyone else in there. whether it be waking them up or doin something stupid.........just you and her


i think the only downside to it is that when you are at home by yourself.........its just that.........by yourself. but you just throw a small party for your friends or go out with them that night and that takes care of that issue too
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

I guess I'm a little late on this, haven't been in town since thursday night.

But yea, I know what you mean Jim...

Bout 2 years ago I used to party at this kid's gram's house. Well one night we all got our own bottles and this kid Matt and this girl Tanya(who is called Skank by me and my friends), both decided that while we were all trying to pass out in the living room(like 9 of us) that they would screw around.

So I'm about 7 feet from 2 people having sex, I can tell whats going on. The kid's Grandma is in the kitchen(15 ft away) making food, and they are just going at it. AND HARD TOO.

Like 3 minutes go by and it just stops, there is laughing and then nothing. So I screamed "MATT HAS NO STAMINA!!!!"

He got up and beat my *** but everyone in the house heard it and they never did it again.
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i'm about to piss from laughing at all you guys. LMAO
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here's an illustration of that night............that little ball=jimmy:







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Shoulda jumped on top and see what they did lol
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A little Dp is a great time
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Sick, lol

You have some weird friends... so I take it the GF isn't in the picture anymore? can I have her #?
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hahahhahhaah WTF u had sex with ure buddy??? and he was 2 inches??? what!?
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an what exactly could u smell??
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You know that stench of fresh sex. Smells like a combo between wet skin, BO, and the bathroom of the local McDonalds.
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