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Old 08-27-2005, 12:42 AM   #1
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my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

I swear to God... I could SMELL it.... ewwww. Might I add, I must thank my gf for her rigorous bathing routine. Yes, feel sorry for me, mighty sorry.
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

oh yeah, he played a porn, and that was supposed to keep me and this other kid busy while they did it. We ended up turning it off, and playing XBox.
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

That's just wrong.
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

What the hell dude? Your buddy had sex with you while your girlfriend was taking a shower? This is one of those things that really shouldn't be shared online. Gave me and a group of friends a good laugh though, gl with all that.
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

I hope next time it's better and you don't have to play x-box
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

So...is you're gf still in the shower?
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

What the ****?



Please tell me that thread title is a mistype?

Cause your lack of punctuation leads me to believe....

Oh god no
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So...is you're gf still in the shower?


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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

And normally sex is within 2 feet of someone else....Unless you're buddy's a circus freak...
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

Can we make this a sticky??
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

And no...not that kind of sticky
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

Nah but I see this one going the route of the Shahrum thread.

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And no...not that kind of sticky
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

Eh sorta same situation with me..

friend of mine was screwing around with this girl in his bed while I was on the ground trying to sleep. He said to us, "Hey after I'm done, she can have you too if you're still up."

I was like..

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...... -_-..... Zzzzzz...... -_-...... Zzzzz....... -_o
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No you dont get it....
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

No...not the same situation at all... his buddy just had sex with him less than 2' away from him
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your not rachel!
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Brent!!!!!
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

well obviously.

BTW did anyone else see the

"My buddy just had sex with me" when you see the topic on the bar chat on the front forum page? lol
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well obviously.

BTW did anyone else see the

"My buddy just had sex with me" when you see the topic on the bar chat on the front forum page? lol
Did you not see all the joking on Beaner inside this thread caused by that?

Dude you don't get it

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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

1 word.... Protection!!
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

And how do you arm yourself against something like that....I'm ready for my ammo to get in, stories like this worry me
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

So did the x-box work in taking your mind off of what was going on?
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.



The **** you see on the interweb late at night.

Maybe you should quit drinkin....at least hopefully you was drinkin.
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

I thought this was going to be a thread about how you had sex with your best friend that was a girl or something, and now your all ****ed up...

inteed this is worse!
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I hope he didn't go back for seconds....
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Zzzzzzzzzzzz...... -_-..... Zzzzzz...... -_-...... Zzzzz....... -_o
hahahhahahahhaa.

i've been in that situation too. the room stanks afterward.
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WTF beaner!
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Sloppy seconds anyone?
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Re: my buddy just had sex with me less than 2' away from him.

*sigh*, you misinterpretted the thread title.
he had sex with a girl, and was also less than 2' away from me
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*sigh*, you misinterpretted the thread title.
he had sex with a girl, and was also less than 2' away from me
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