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Old 08-30-2005, 02:32 PM   #1
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> > > Two things Soldiers are always taught:
> > >
> > > 1. Keep your priorities in order
> > >
> > > 2. Know when to act without hesitation
> > >
> > >
> > > A college professor, a devoted atheist and active in the ACLU, was
> > > teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he
> flatly
> >
> > > stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
> > >
> > > Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I
> want
> >
> > > you to knock me off this platform.
> > > I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
> > >
> > > Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off
> > > this platform!!!!"
> > >
> > >
> > > Again after 4 minutes, the professor
> > > taunted God saying, "Here
> > > I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
> > >
> > >
> > > His count down got down to the last
> > > couple of minutes when a soldier, just
> > > released from the Army after
> > > serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
> > > newly registered in the class,
> > > walked up to the Professor.
> > >
> > >
> > > The soldier hit him full force in the
> > > face, and sent the professor
> > > tumbling from his lofty platform. The
> > > Professor was out cold!!
> > >
> > >
> > > The students were stunned and shocked.
> > > They began to babble in confusion.
> > >
> > >
> > > The Soldier nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat
> > silent.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The class looked at him and fell
> > > silent...waiting.
> > >
> > >
> > > Eventually, the professor came to and
> > > was noticeably shaken.
> > >
> > >
> > > He looked at the SOldier in the front row.
> > > When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:
> > "What
> > > the hell is the matter with you, why did you do that?
> > >
> > >
> > > "God was really busy, protecting
> > > America's soldiers, who are
> > > protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an
> *******...so
> >
> > > he sent me!!"
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I read that before
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thats awesome.
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lmao, that was hilarious.
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