-almost all the good shows on TV have been replaced with reality shows, yet the crappy shows stay on
-i can never win a game of texas
hold 'em when real money is involved, yet when playing for fun, i kick ***
-everytime i bet money on a team, i lose
-whenever i leave my phone in my car, everyone calls
-everytime i open the cap on a bottle of sprite, i see "please play again"
-everytime i leave a social event out with friends, something big happens and i miss out
-everyone wants to get gas/food/groceries at the SAME EXACT TIME as me and get in line before me.
-everytime i make big plans, it rains
-i cant buy an audio product for my car of an "okay" quality b/c it will go to ****, when my friends can buy the ****tiest products and never have one problem
-i am the only person that i know that has won $1 on a $2 scratch-off lotto ticket