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Old 09-10-2005, 09:32 PM   #1
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-almost all the good shows on TV have been replaced with reality shows, yet the crappy shows stay on
-i can never win a game of texas hold 'em when real money is involved, yet when playing for fun, i kick ***
-everytime i bet money on a team, i lose
-whenever i leave my phone in my car, everyone calls
-everytime i open the cap on a bottle of sprite, i see "please play again"
-everytime i leave a social event out with friends, something big happens and i miss out
-everyone wants to get gas/food/groceries at the SAME EXACT TIME as me and get in line before me.
-everytime i make big plans, it rains
-i cant buy an audio product for my car of an "okay" quality b/c it will go to ****, when my friends can buy the ****tiest products and never have one problem
-i am the only person that i know that has won $1 on a $2 scratch-off lotto ticket


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Re: How come..................

hmmmm, I'd summize that God hates you, wanna join the club?
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Old 09-10-2005, 10:15 PM   #3
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Re: How come..................

• Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?

• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?

• Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

• Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?

• Why did Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when they
threw a revolver at him?

• Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during WWII?

• Why is it that 'if' people evolved from apes, there are still apes around?

• Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles
are always white?

• Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?

• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
back down to give the vacuum one more chance?

• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

• Why are there always dead bugs in closed light fixtures?

• Why is it that we always say "It's alright..." when someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart in the supermarket, yet it hurts like the
devil?

• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

• Why do we try to keep the house in Winter as warm as it was in Summer
when we complained about the heat?

• Why is it that you never hear father-in-law jokes?

• Why is it that if you don't first succeed, you still won't try to do
it like your wife told you to, in the first place?
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Re: How come..................

lol
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• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
back down to give the vacuum one more chance?
haha, that cracked me up because its so true
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Re: How come..................

lol.. awesome thread!
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